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BlackButterflies
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March 25, 2013 1:05am UTC

have you guys ever had a romantic dream about someone you know and you don't even have feelings for them at all but you still wake up with a crush on them and like it goes away in a few days but still ??????????????

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jimmy365
posted a quote
March 25, 2013 10:53am UTC

i hate when
girls use those stupid insults like “you cant spell c nt without u (:”
ok well theres a lot of things you cant spell without u you cant spell soup without u what does that mean am i soup
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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lovesneverending143
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February 22, 2013 5:03pm UTC

Last night I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone when suddenly he went:
"Hey beautiful, let's stay together forever."
We spent two hours planning out our wedding/future...
This made my night..
Sorry I just had to share :P

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zxcvbnmx29
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February 22, 2013 9:47pm UTC

NIALL HORANY

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your mom's chest hair*
posted a quote
February 19, 2013 10:07am UTC

click to see this quote

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Josa11
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February 19, 2013 11:47am UTC

Stop complaining about being single.
We have bigger problems here. Like why McDonalds doesn't serve breakfast after 10:30.

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Carly Natasha*
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February 19, 2013 4:07pm UTC

S(he) Bel(fart)iev(ed)

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伤*
posted a quote
February 19, 2013 9:41am UTC

Everyone thinks i'm such a happy person and
i have it all together but what they don't know is that
i'm dying inside and that i don't have it all together
i'm falling apart

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ImmaBeWitty
posted a quote
February 18, 2013 11:42am UTC

You've got a lot to say
for the one that walked away.

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Lex*
posted a quote
February 18, 2013 2:26am UTC

Random Facts About Me #3
I live in a town where the population is around 150.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 11, 2013 8:07pm UTC

i would like to apolgize
to the people i have
not offended yet - i promise i
will get to you
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | l o v e

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 16, 2013 1:27pm UTC

i wanna audition for all the ugly roles
in movies because if you get the part, you're in a move which is pretty cool, but if you don't get the part it means that you're not ugly enough for it which is also cool.

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bye*
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February 11, 2013 4:24pm UTC

If I owned a coffee shop in Disneyland, I’d name it Mochahontas.

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capsized*
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February 13, 2013 6:41pm UTC

so he calls me up and he’s like “i still love you” and i’m like “wait are you joe, taylor, lucas, john, cory, toby, jake, zac, garrett, eddie, conor, patrick, or harry?”

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TaintedCorruption
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February 16, 2013 2:15pm UTC

Sister: What's a pedestrian?
Me: Ask mom.
Sister: I can't it sounds dirty.
Me: Fine...YOU'RE THE BIGGEST PEDESTRIAN I EVER SEEN!
Sister: MOM SHE CALLED ME A PEDESTRIAN.
Mom: But you are a pedestrain
Sister: *cries*

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capsized*
posted a quote
February 17, 2013 3:03pm UTC

I hope you choke
on every promise you've ever made

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