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mariahhhx3
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July 20, 2012 10:42am UTC

First Day of School
me: I wonder whos in my classes!
me: *walks in class*
me: You've gotta be freakinn kidding me -_-

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The_Witty_Therapist
posted a quote
July 20, 2012 4:44pm UTC

We Are Teens #11:
Periods = Hell.

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MarshMellowMcMuffin
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July 20, 2012 6:15pm UTC

When your bestfriend of 4 years calls someone else there best friend..
You can hear your heart break.

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BeckyIsMyName
posted a quote
July 20, 2012 10:03am UTC

Never be Afraid to Try Something New
Remember
Amatures built the Ark
Professionals built the Titanic

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Yuri
posted a quote
July 20, 2012 3:55pm UTC

Teacher: Alright, everyone grab a partner.
Me: !@#$...

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witness7
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July 20, 2012 12:05am UTC

Whenever I play a
fighting game,
I just press random buttons
and hope for the best.♥
Format by Sandrasaurus

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merder
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July 20, 2012 11:04am UTC

If You Wanna Be
Together
You Have
TO-GET-HER.
Format by Sandrasaurus

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MissyStar1965
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July 20, 2012 6:05pm UTC

to do list:
1. Make vanilla ice cream. Put in mayo jar. Eat in public.
2. Hire two private investigators. Get them to follow each other.
3. Wear shirt that says 'Life'. Hand out lemons in a street corner.
4. Get into a crowded elevator and say ' I bet you all are wondering why I have gathered you here today'.
5. Major in philosophy. Ask people WHY they want fries with that.
6. Run into a store. Ask what year it is. When someone answers, yell 'It worked!' and run out cheering.
7. Become a doctor. Change last name to Acula.
8. Change name to Simon. Speak in 3rd person.
9. Buy a parrot. Teach the parrot to say 'Help. A evil wizard and witch turned me into a parrot!' reaptedly.
10. Follow joggers around in your car blasting 'Eye of the Tiger' for encouragement.

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yuzermali
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July 20, 2012 12:19am UTC

I want you to know something but I dont
know how to tell you
so just read the first three words again.

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QueenOfClovers
posted a quote
July 19, 2012 10:07pm UTC

There's gonna be a Finding Nemo 2?
Yep. They WOULD lose him again...

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anonymouslover_
posted a quote
July 20, 2012 1:03pm UTC

That annoying strip of hair you miss
on your leg after you shave...

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EmilyHorse
posted a quote
July 20, 2012 2:04pm UTC

Friend: *compliments me*
Me: Are you making fun of me?

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ashleymcq13
posted a quote
July 19, 2012 10:10pm UTC

"Dude, she just called you awkward"
"OH HELL NO! HOLD MY TURTLE!"

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neversaynever16
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July 20, 2012 2:04pm UTC

format by neversaynever16
That Annoying Moment when you're behind a slow walker and there's no way around them.

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xbluexeyesx
posted a quote
July 19, 2012 9:45pm UTC

F is for friends who do stuff without you
U is for ur alone
N is for no one wants to be with you cause all you do is sit at home

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crazychick21
posted a quote
July 20, 2012 8:03am UTC

Has this ever happened to you?
...
YOU: "Okay stop. I'm serious this time."
*Few minutes later*
YOU: (busts out laughing)

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HakunaaMatata
posted a quote
July 19, 2012 10:20pm UTC

When guys:
say they'll be there for you,
& actually mean it.
nmf

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
July 20, 2012 9:47am UTC

That awesome momentWhen YouTube is kind enough to let you skip the ads.

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Larii
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July 19, 2012 11:09pm UTC

At the mall w/ my cousin,
*Little girl comes up to my cousin*
Little girl:Excuse me? May I ask you a question?
My cousin: Well umm yea of course(:
Little girl: Is she your gf? *pointing at me*
My cousin: No um she is just my cousin, is there a reason for your question?
Little girl: Well its b/c I just saw a couple & the guy bought the girl candy & I've been looking for a handsome guy to be my bf for him to buy me candy. I thouhgt maybe you could be my bf!:D
My cousin: Awwe where's your mummy?
Little girl: In that store she told me not to annoy her so I'm standing here looking for my future bf.
My cousin then left running & came back with 4 different packages of candy & handed them to her.The little girl went running w/ her mom & told her. The mom then tried returning the cnayd but my cousin denied & said anything for my gf. He hugged her gave a kiss in the cheek & told her bye(:
That little girl was too adorable!And my cousin like always the gentleman:P

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smile_iloveyou
posted a quote
July 19, 2012 11:59pm UTC

&& Who Else...
Counts how many hours of sleep they will get if they go to bed
"right now'?

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