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  1. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2013 3:45pm UTC
    Kid I babysit: There's a monster under my bed!.
    Me: That's silly there's no such thing as- OMG IT'S TEARING MY ARM!
    Me: Just kidding, he only eats kids.
    Me: Goodnight.

  2. ToLiveInParis ToLiveInParis
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2013 4:33pm UTC
    Six letters,
    two words,
    easy to say,
    hard to explain,
    harder to do:
    Move On.
    Format by NeedYouForever

  3. DirectionerGirl DirectionerGirl
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2013 2:06pm UTC
    Dear Summer,
    Hmm...For the first moment I met you... Hmm ok. It'w difficult but, I'm falling in love with you from the first sight. Every year, I am just waiting for you. I count every moment until you come to me. This is love! I am happy when you are with me. But when you go way, I am disappointed,I feel lonely and I miss you. Understand me? I need you, Summer. Please Hurry up! I am waiting so much for you. Thank you.
    Lots of love.

  4. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2013 8:09pm UTC
    "how do you know when its over?"
    "I think you know its over when your more in love with the memories than the person standing in front of you."
    ♥♥♥

  5. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2013 8:16pm UTC
    Just because we don't talk anymore, doesn't mean that I've forgotten about you, It doesn't mean that I no longer care. Truth is, I still do. I do my best to check up on you, to see how you're doing. To see if you're okay, but everytime I get the urge to talk to you, it suddenly hits me that we're strangers, you don't want me in you life, hence the reason why I'm no longer a part of you. But, even though everything's changed; I just want you to know that, I'm still here. I'll still be here for you, I'll still lend you my shoulders and my ears. I don't care what time it is, what I'm doing, don't hesitate to talk to me, because half the time, I wish that you were talking to me. I just really miss your presence, I miss you being my best friend. I just miss you in general.

  6. Jennybamf Jennybamf
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2013 8:37am UTC
    You go through a lot of heartbreaks, before you finally find the person for you.
    The best thing to do is just keep your head up, and move on.
    Don't let it bring you down. You're in highschool, you're a teenager, focus on your schooling.
    Have fun, don't get any serious relationships.
    But remember, god has that special person for everyone.
    So, just be you. Eventually your special someone,
    will come along.

  7. Heartless17* Heartless17*
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2013 9:31pm UTC
    Forget Him
    Forget his name
    Forget his face
    Forget his kiss
    His warm embrace
    Forget the love that you one knew
    Remember he has someone new
    Forget him when they played your song
    Remember when you cried all night long
    Forget how close you once were
    Remember he has chosen her
    Forget how you memorized his walk
    Forget the way he used to talk
    Forget the things he used to say
    Remember he has gone away
    Forget his laugh forget his grin
    Forget the way he held you tight
    Remember he’s with her tonight
    Forget the time that went so fast
    Forget the love that moved, it’s past
    Forget he said he’d leave you never
    Remember he’s gone forever.
    nmq

  8. jocelynmarieteaney jocelynmarieteaney
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2013 11:46pm UTC
    There's always that one guy. The one that can make you laugh when you wanna cry. The one that will kiss you to make you shut up. The one that holds you when you cry, The one that gives you piggyback rides when you just don't feel like walking. The one that sings to you on the phone, even though he can't sing. The one that will love you unconditionally, no matter how much of a b*tch you are.<3

  9. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2013 4:24pm UTC
    If I owned a coffee shop in Disneyland, I’d name it Mochahontas.

  10. Shanaynor Shanaynor
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2013 8:34pm UTC
    At home: COUGH HACK WHEEZE COUGH DIE
    At the doctors: .... I swear I'm sick.... Just gimme a sec....

  11. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2013 4:03pm UTC
    valentine's day
    is so close i can almost
    smell the chocolates
    im not going to get
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  12. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2013 8:59am UTC
    valentines day
    (5 of 10)
    you know when
    a person is so hot you just
    want to shake his mothers
    hand and say 'well done'
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | l o v e

  13. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2013 6:10pm UTC
    i may not be cute, smart or funny but
    at least i'm not a mass murderer.

  14. EmilyxLovesxU EmilyxLovesxU
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2013 5:13pm UTC
    Teacher: Okay group project everyone, choose your partner
    Me: *Looks over at my best friend*
    Teacher: The topic is British pop bands, for example.. One Direction
    Everyone: *Looks at me*
    Me: Now you can't have me, you suddenly want me.

  15. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2013 1:30pm UTC
    me: what do people even
    talk about on dates
    friend: what are dates
    me: wrinkly fruit i heard
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  16. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2013 1:39pm UTC
    shoutout to the kids who
    put the correct answers in the textbook.

  17. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2013 2:06pm UTC
    i believe in equality.
    if we have a five day week of school, we should have five day weekends as well.

  18. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2013 4:43pm UTC
    this one time
    in sixth grade i was waiting for
    my bus because it was
    late and this girl was
    cleaning out her locker and a
    teacher was helping her and
    all of the sudden the teacher started
    screaming and the girl started
    crying and all i heard was “
    YOU HAVE A GOLDFISH LIVING
    IN YOUR LOCKER??!!”
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  19. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2013 1:57am UTC
    b/o/o/bs is now a swearword on witty.
    br/e/a/sts is now a swearword too.
    what the heck am i meant to say?
    bosoms?
    CHEST CUSHIONS?

  20. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2013 6:07pm UTC
    i bet microwaves are just actually filled with
    a million invisible eyes that just stare at food until it gets all embarrassed and hot.

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