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ImNotArObOt*
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January 1, 2014 11:09am UTC

My goal in 2014 is to accomplish the goals of 2013
which I should have done in 2012
because I promised them in 2011
and had planned it in 2010

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*crybaby*
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January 1, 2014 2:23am UTC

kids that mix their play-doh colours are the reason global warming exists

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*kawaii satan*
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January 1, 2014 6:38am UTC

grandma: do you want some cake
me: no thanks
grandma: here's your cake

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Hale_Storm18
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January 1, 2014 4:26pm UTC

my new years resolution is to not fall in love with every boy who's nice to me.

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capsized*
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December 17, 2013 10:02am UTC

i get very personally offended when people don’t find my celebrity crush to be attractive

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Sophie*
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December 17, 2013 9:01am UTC

friend: wanna hang out?
me: let me ask my mom
me: *doesn't ask*
me: she said no

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Sophie*
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December 17, 2013 8:39am UTC

society: be yourself
society: no not like that

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happiest*
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December 6, 2013 3:15pm UTC

how do boys look good without makeup?

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capsized*
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November 14, 2013 11:16pm UTC

He texted me: “Your adorable.”
I replied: “No. YOU’RE adorable.”
Now he thinks I like him. All I did was point out his typo.

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capsized*
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November 14, 2013 10:07pm UTC

My taste in music ranges from “you need to listen to this” to “I know, please don’t judge me.”

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Hale_Storm18
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November 13, 2013 6:59pm UTC

how come it’s cool for snakes to spit venom and unhinge their jaw to swallow people whole, but when i do it, i’m the “antichrist” and i need an “exorcism”?

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Chris*
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October 26, 2013 11:23am UTC

fear does not stop death. it stops life. uht ihgrghtkhgtkjhjtkhjt urhighuigh

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happiest*
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October 2, 2013 2:42pm UTC

no matter what you’re good at there will be a 7 year old chinese kid who’s better

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bye*
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September 26, 2013 5:05pm UTC

how to kiss a boy
-grab his waist
-slip your hand in his pocket
-steal his wallet
-dont even kiss him
-just run

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Repair Boy 🔥*
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September 23, 2013 6:21pm UTC

Would you destroy something perfect
In order to make it beautiful?

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happiest*
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September 23, 2013 2:22pm UTC

EVERYONE LOOKS 2000 TIMES HOTTER IN A LEATHER JACKET
ITS SCIENCE

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capsized*
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September 22, 2013 10:41pm UTC

*raises hand in class* can i jump out the window
*teacher voice* I don’t know, can you?

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*
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September 22, 2013 10:04pm UTC

there are two types of crushes:
1. a casual crush, you look at them and you’re like “wow you’re pretty cute i’d like to get to know you better”
2. absolutely, undeniably head over heels oh my god are you kidding me you are perfect wow i’m literally going to rethink every conversation we’ve ever had for the next 9 hours of my life please love me
there is no in between

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happiest*
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September 23, 2013 3:01pm UTC

Whenever I see “write one interesting fact about yourself”
I immediately forget everything that I’ve done and seen ever

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gab*
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September 22, 2013 8:10pm UTC

sweater weather. hot chocolate. colorful trees. pumpkin carving. leaves crunching under your feet. pies. thanksgiving. apple cider. cuddling. boots. bonfires. foggy mornings. halloween. moccasins. scented candles. new tv seasons. soup. hayrides. sweater weather. hot chocolate. colorful trees. pumpkin carving. leaves crunching under your feet. pies. thanksgiving. apple cider. cuddling. boots. bonfires. foggy mornings. halloween. moccasins. scented candles. new tv seasons. soup. hayrides. sweater weather. hot chocolate. colorful trees. pumpkin carving. leaves crunching under your feet. pies. thanksgiving. apple cider. cuddling. boots. bonfires. foggy mornings. halloween. moccasins. scented candles. new tv seasons. soup. hayrides. sweater weather. hot chocolate. colorful trees. pumpkin carving. leaves crunching under your feet. pies. thanksgiving. apple cider. cuddling. boots. bonfires. foggy mornings. halloween. moccasins. scented candles. new tv seasons. soup. hayrides. sweater weather. hot chocolate. colorful trees. pumpkin carving. leaves crunching under your feet. pies. thanksgiving. apple cider. cuddling. boots. bonfires. foggy mornings. halloween. moccasins. scented candles. new tv seasons. soup. hayrides. sweater weather. hot chocolate. colorful trees. pumpkin carving. leaves crunching under your feet. pies. thanksgiving. apple cider. cuddling. boots. bonfires. foggy mornings. halloween. moccasins. scented candles. new tv seasons. soup. hayrides. sweater weather. hot chocolate. colorful trees. pumpkin carving. leaves crunching under your feet. pies. thanksgiving. apple cider. cuddling. boots. bonfires. foggy mornings. halloween. moccasins. scented candles. new tv seasons. soup. hayrides. sweater weather. hot chocolate. colorful trees. pumpkin carving. leaves crunching under your feet. pies. thanksgiving. apple cider. cuddling. boots. bonfires. foggy mornings. halloween. moccasins. scented candles. new tv seasons. soup. hayrides. sweater weather. hot chocolate. colorful trees. pumpkin carving. leaves crunching under your feet. pies. thanksgiving. apple cider. cuddling. boots. bonfires. foggy mornings. halloween. moccasins. scented candles. new tv seasons. soup. hayrides. sweater weather. hot chocolate. colorful trees. pumpkin carving. leaves crunching under your feet. pies. thanksgiving. apple cider. cuddling. boots. bonfires. foggy mornings. halloween. moccasins. scented candles. new tv seasons. soup. hayrides.
autumn.

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