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  2. lovecrazy lovecrazy
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    April 21, 2013 11:39am UTC
    Everybody wants happiness, nobody wants pain,
    but this quote like so many others on here are overused because a lot of you are unoriginal af.


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  5. capsized* capsized*
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    March 22, 2013 1:10am UTC
    HAVING A CRUSH SUCKS LIKE YOU MIGHT AS WELL HAVE FALLEN IN LOVE WITH A KITCHEN APPLIANCE
    At least you can turn the kitchen appliance on.

  6. xxHelloLovelyxx xxHelloLovelyxx
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2013 3:37pm UTC
    Macklemore.
    So I'm currently enrolled in a Public Speaking class in school. The first assignment was to write a speech on anything. It could only last from 2-3 minutes. So, I chose Macklemore. I thought you guys might enjoy it.
    "When I was asked the question, 'What are you going to do for your speech?' I answered with, 'Macklemore.' No one really knew who Macklemore was, so to describe him, I said, 'The guy who sings Thrift Shop.' Instantly, everyone knows who I'm talking about. And you guys kind of gave me weird looks or giggled, like, 'How is this girl going to write a 2 minute speech on a guy who sings about thrift shopping?'
    "Well, that guy is actually named Ben Haggerty. Ben was born June 19, 1983, in Seattle, Washington. In the year 2000, when he was 16, he began his music carreer. He released an album under the name of Prof. Macklemore. The album's sales were minimal.
    "In 2005, Macklemore began abusing substances. OxyContin, in specific. He hit rock bottom to the point where he lost everything; his home, his family, and even his music carreer. In 2008, after 3 years of drug addiction, he finally decided to clean himself up. He was sober by 2009.
    "The Heist was the next album to be released. This album was released under the name Macklemore. He dropped the Prof. The Heist features Thrift Shop, but it also has songs like Otherside and Same Love. On this album, Macklemore talks about adolescent violence, suicide, gay marriage and drug addiction. In his song Otherside, where he profiles substance abuse, he uses the quote:
    "You're stuck, looking in a mirror like I can't believe what I've become. Swore I was gonna be someone, and growing up, everyone always does. We sell our dreams and our potential to escape through that buzz.
    "Same Love describes Macklemore's views on gay marriage and gay rights. In that song, he uses the line:
    "It's the same hate that caused war over religion. Gender to skin color. The complexion of your pigment. The same fight that led people to walk-outs and sit-ins. It's human rights for everybody, there is no difference. Live on and be yourself.
    "And this man is famous for the line: I wear your grandad's clothes. I look incredible.
    "Macklemore is so much better than Thrift Shop. Macklemore is an inspiration and my idol. He's the reason why I keep pushing myself to be better and to make the right descions. He's such a poetic genius and it's disgusting that he's famous for potentially the worst song he'll ever produce. Macklemore is not the guy who sings Thrift Shop. Macklemore is the man who's attempting to change the genre of rap and hip hop music.
    "That is Macklemore. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how you write a 2 minute speech on the man who sings about thrift shops."


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  11. kitkat929m kitkat929m
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    March 12, 2013 9:24pm UTC
    Just now.
    Me: "Max! Come downstairs to watch How I Met Your Mother!"
    My brother: "I have already met your mother!"


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  13. Wheeling Wheeling
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    March 12, 2013 8:55pm UTC
    When I was a young boy
    My father took me into the city to see a marching band
    He said, "Son, when you grow up,"
    "Will you be the savior of the broken, the beaten, and the damned?"
    "Will you defeat them?"
    "Your demons and all the non-believers,"
    "THE PLANS THAT THEY HAVE MADE?"
    "Because one day I'll leave you, a phantom, to lead you in the summer,"
    "To join The Black Parade."
    nmf

  14. FlorenceSong FlorenceSong
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    March 12, 2013 8:26pm UTC
    What an astonishing thing a book is.
    It’s a flat object made from a tree, with flexible parts,
    on which are imprinted lots of funny dark squiggles.
    But one glance at it and you’re inside the mind of another person,
    maybe somebody dead for thousands of years.
    Across the millennia,
    an author is speaking clearly and silently inside your head, directly to you.
    Writing is perhaps the greatest of human inventions,
    binding together people who never knew each other,
    citizens of distant epochs.
    Books break the shackles of time.
    A book is proof that humans are capable of working magic.
    — Carl Sagan


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  16. sammy* sammy*
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    March 12, 2013 6:49pm UTC
    I still like you, i'm just tired of trying.

  17. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
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    March 11, 2013 12:36am UTC
    they're throwaway phrases, aren't they?
    "I just want to sleep forever!"
    "I wish I was dead!"
    "I wish I'd never been born!"
    No one ever brings up what a huge difference there is between them.
    Sleeping forever is peaceful. It is restful. It is slipping a bookmark into the chapter you're on, and then turning off the light and rolling over. It is hazy dreams and rustling sheets, it is waking up and knowing you can just curl up and go back to sleep.
    Dying is an ending. Sometimes after a long denoument, a beautifully written ending, but sometimes it is just some angel's hands slamming your book shut and filing it away. There is no light, no darkness. There is just nothing.
    Never being born is neither an ending nor a beginning. You are not ending, because you have not begun. You are not resting, because you have never known tiredness, or sadness, or pain. You have never been you. An empty book.

  18. sarahmarlowXxx sarahmarlowXxx
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    March 10, 2013 6:13pm UTC
    once i saw a guy at WalMart that
    looked like Morgan Freeman
    and he saw he staring at him and pointed at me and said "I'M NOT
    MORGAN FREEMAN"
    format jimmy365

  19. queen* queen*
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    March 10, 2013 7:22pm UTC
    And then one student said that happiness is what happens when you go to bed on the hottest summer night, a nigh so hot you can't even wear a tee-shirt and you sleep on top of the sheets instead of under them, although try to sleep is probably more accurate. And then some point late,late,late at night, say just a bit before dawn, the heat finally breaks and the night turns cool and when you briefly wake up, you notice that you're almost chilly and, in your groggy, half-counciousness, you reach over and pull the sheet around you and just that flimsy sheet makes it warm enough and you drift back off into a deep sleep. And it's that reaching, that gesture, that reflex we have to pull what's warm-- whether it's something or someone-- toward us, that feeling we get when we do that, that feelings of being safe in the world and ready for sleep, that's happiness.


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