Yo Yo Yo! All you sucka MCs ain't got nothin' on me!
From my grades, to my lines you can't touch Kevin G!
I'm a mathlete, so nerd is inferred, but forget what you heard.
I'm like James Bond the third, sh-sh-sh-shaken not stirred.
I'm Kevin Gnapoor! The G's silent when I sneak through your door.
And make love to your woman on the bathroom floor.
I don't play it like Shaggy, you'll know it was me.
'Cause the next time you see her she'll be like,
OOH! KEVIN G!