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  1. swagginitup96 swagginitup96
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 8:46pm UTC
    Do
    slutty girls
    Tell
    "Thats what I said"
    Jokes?

  2. msjitterbug98 msjitterbug98
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 9:04pm UTC
    Hey, remember me?
    The one that you said you loved. The one you said was amazing and beautiful. The one who you had so many memories with. The one who got her heart broken. The one who got her hopes up. The one who only wanted to feel needed. Remember me?
    Didn't think so.
    not my format♥

  3. SmileitsJess SmileitsJess happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 11:29pm UTC
    My Biggest Fear
    is becoming a star and not being able to draw the Disney Channel logo with my glow stick...

  4. AwesomePossum69 AwesomePossum69
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 10:18pm UTC
    They tell me I can do so much better.
    But I don't want better.
    I want you.

  5. taytayx311 taytayx311
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 9:01pm UTC
    If you think your crush is going to get mad because
    you don't respond quickly,
    think about how sexy you're going to look to him
    splattered all over the interstate.
    -Kingsley

  6. kravutskea kravutskea
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2012 1:53pm UTC
    children
    in the dark cause acccidents.
    accidents
    in the dark cause children.

  7. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2012 3:54pm UTC
    no matter how slow you're running,
    you're still lapping everyone who is sitting at home on the couch.


  8. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2012 5:22pm UTC
    Throwing random things at people
    and acting like it wasn't you.

  10. dancergrl101 dancergrl101
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2012 1:54pm UTC
    Why can't girls
    put on mascara with their mouth closed?

  11. JustDropItLikeItsHot JustDropItLikeItsHot
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2012 12:59pm UTC
    There could ,
    never be a more beautiful you.

  12. hanzoo346 hanzoo346
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 7:04pm UTC
    sing to me,
    even if you're terrible♥

  13. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 8:21pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  14. RunawayRachel RunawayRachel
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 11:47pm UTC
    • • • • • •
    You look cute with your head tilted this way.
    Format credit - RunawayRachel

  15. neoncookies123 neoncookies123
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 10:44pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  16. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2012 5:19pm UTC
    Without the little voice in your head
    you wouldn't be able to read this.

  17. anotherBrokenheart anotherBrokenheart
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2012 3:10pm UTC
    "Just playing Skyrim."
    "Oh. I don't want to bug you"
    not my quote, found on smartphowned.
    "there is a pause button"
    Im gonna marry this kid one day.. you wait and see..<3

  18. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2012 3:17pm UTC
    Love & Friendships
    aren't about distance; they're about whether you can be there for each other even if
    y o u ' r e h u n d r e d s o f m i l e s a p a r t ♥

  19. Meggers Meggers
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 8:19pm UTC
    That awkward moment when...
    an automatic door doesn’t open for you.
    -_-

  20. JBieberFacts JBieberFacts
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 9:25pm UTC
    Justin Bieber Fact #717
    About 30,000 people unfollowed
    Justin on twitter after he dyed his hair.

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