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Status: Listening to Country music. <3

Member Since: 28 Jan 2011 06:38pm

Last Seen: 20 Oct 2012 12:20pm

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  1. neoncookies123 neoncookies123
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2012 12:46pm UTC
    White Chicks. Best.Movie.Ever.♥
    .

  2. neoncookies123 neoncookies123
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 9:14pm UTC
    When you're getting ready in the morning all confident but when you get to school you feel awkward
    nfm/fmq

  3. neoncookies123 neoncookies123
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 9:03pm UTC
    we just took some magic potion, and now.. we're SEXY!
    -Donkey;)

  4. neoncookies123 neoncookies123
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2012 3:54pm UTC
    Slide to the left (>•.•)>
    Slide to the right<(•.•<)
    Criss cross (>•.•<) <(•.•)>
    Cha cha real slow (^-.-)>
    if u copy and paste this in the next ten minutes u will have the best day of ur life tomorrow. u will either get kissed or asked out, if u break this chain u will see a little dead girl in your room tonight. in 53 mins ;)

  5. neoncookies123 neoncookies123
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2012 8:50pm UTC
    They Hurt Her R.I.P Carmen gone but not forgotten…Keep Reading: After lunch, her teacher announced that the school was holding a fire drill. When the alarm sounded, Carmen and the other students filed out of the classroom and assembled in the yard outside. As the teachers read out the roll call, the gang of five girls decided that this was a great opportunity to embarrass Carmen in front of the whole school during the fire drill. They moved over to where Carmen was standing, near a sewer drain, and began crowding the poorgirl, getting in her face and nudging her towards the open manhole. They pushed her and she tripped over and fell head-first down the manhole. When they saw her falling, the girls started giggling and when Carmen’s name was called out, they shouted “She’s down in the sewer!” All of the other students began laughing. But when the teachers looked down the manhole and saw Carmen’s body lying at the bottom in the muck and the poop, the laughter abruptly stopped. Her head was twisted around at an odd angle and her face was covered in blood. Worse still, she wasn’t moving. There was nothing any of the teachers could do for her. Carmen was dead. When the police arrived and went down into the sewer, they determined that she had broken her neck. Her face had been torn off when she hit the ladder on the way down and her neck snapped when she landed on her head on the concrete at the bottom. The police hauled Carmen’s body out of the sewer and sent her to the mortuary. Everyone had to stay behind after school while the police questioned all of Carmen’s classmates. The five girlslied to the police, saying they had witnessed Carmen falling down the sewer. The police believed the girls and Carmen Winstead’s death was ruled an accident and the case was closed. Everyone thought that was the last they would hear of Carmen Winstead, but they were wrong. Months later, Carmen’s classmates began receiving strange e-mails on their MySpaces. The e-mails were titled “They Pushed Her” and claimed that Carmen hadn’t really fallen down the sewer, she had been pushed. The e-mails also warned that the guilty people should own up and take responsibility for their crime. If they didn’t there would be horrible consequences. Most people dismissed the e-mails as a hoax, but others were not so sure. A few days later, one of the girls who pushed Carmen down the sewer was at home taking a shower, when she heard a strange cackling laugh. It seemed to be coming from the drain. The girl started to freak out and ran out of the bathroom. That night, the girl said goodnight to her mom and went to sleep. Five hours later, her mom was awoken in the middle of the night, by a loudnoise that resounded throughout the house. She ran into her daughter’s room, only to find it empty. There was no trace of the girl. The worried mother called the police and when they arrived, they conducted a search of the area. Eventually, they discovered the girl’s grisly remains. Her corpse was lying in the sewer, covered in muck and poop. Her neck was broken and her face missing. It had been completely torn off. One by one, all of the girls who pushed Carmen that day were found dead. They had all been killed in exactly the same way and were all found at exactly the same spot. In the sewer at the bottom of the same uncovered manhole where Carmen had met her doom. But the killing didn’t stop there. More and more of Carmen’s former classmates were found dead. It seemed that anyone who didn’t believe that Carmen had been pushed, was eventually found down in the sewer with their necks broken and their faces torn off. They say that Carmen’s ghost is still on the rampage, hunting down anyone who doesn’t believe herstory. According to the legend, Carmen will get you, whetherit’s from a toilet, a shower, a sink or a drain. When you go to sleep, you’ll wake up in the sewer, in complete darkness, paralyzed, unable to move, hearing cackling laughter all around you. Then, as you scream in horror, Carmen will come and tear your face off. So be careful who you bully, because you just might find yourself on the receiving end of the curse of Carmen Winstead. FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn’t repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off. Even Google her name – you’ll find this to be true. If you don’t repost this saying “They hurt her,” then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet,or the shower

  6. neoncookies123 neoncookies123
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2012 5:37pm UTC
    http://www.q102.com/common/shareme/index.php?linkid=mc7ga3fhydv4ybpkzuukqsb0uy
    guys PLEASE CLICK

  7. neoncookies123 neoncookies123
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 10:35pm UTC
    A dad comes home drunk and mad, he pulls out a gun and shoots his wife and turns the gun to himself and pulls the trigger. The little girl sits behind a couch crying. The police came and took the little girl to a new family, and she went to
    her first Sunday School at church. She walks past the building and sees a picture of Jesus on the cross The little girl then ask's the teacher, "How did that man get off the cross?"
    The teacher replied, "He never did".Then the little girl argued, "Yes he did. Because the night that my mommy and daddy died he sat next to me behind the couch,
    telling me everything was going to be alright".
    66% of you won't post this
    But remember: "Deny me in front of your friends and i shall deny you in front of my Father".
    So, re-post this!!!

  8. neoncookies123 neoncookies123
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 6:33pm UTC
    {If you are reading this}
    God is testing you so repost this and
    he will fix two BIG things tonight in your life
    ♥if you believe in him repost ♥
    sorry if you dont like these guys,
    This better be true...I need it...

  9. neoncookies123 neoncookies123
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2012 10:12pm UTC
    7th-12th grade love<3
    Since you have read this, you will be told good new tonight If you dont re-post this,
    Your worst week starts NOW

  10. neoncookies123 neoncookies123
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2012 10:47pm UTC
    Repost this if you love your dad. If you don't he'll die in 12 days.♥
    Sorry :/ aint taking risks..xI love him:)xx

  11. neoncookies123 neoncookies123
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2012 7:15pm UTC
    {If you are reading this}
    God is testing you so repost this and
    he will fix two BIG things tonight in your life
    ♥if you believe in him repost ♥

  12. neoncookies123 neoncookies123
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2012 8:26pm UTC
    I really want
    A Witty Bestfriend
    Someone who i can i can text and stuff:)
    any takers?
    just comment
    & i'll be there for you too!
    nmf or whateveerr

  13. neoncookies123 neoncookies123
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2012 6:20pm UTC
    Girl: Slow down, Im scared.
    Guy: No, this is fun.
    Girl: No it's not. Please it's too scary!
    Guy: Then tell me you love me.
    Girl: Fine I love you. Slow down! ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...
    Guy: Now give me a BIG hug. Girl : *hugs him*
    Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? It's bugging me.
    Girl: Alright, now slow down
    Guy: I love you babe.
    (in the paper the next day: A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only 1 had survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then he had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die. If u love any one this much re-post this ....and....the love of your life will realize they feel the same .... DONT BREAK THIS . 2morow will be the best day of your life.. However, if u don t post this by at least 12:00 tonight, you will have bad luck in your love life 4 the rest of your life

  14. neoncookies123 neoncookies123
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2012 12:10am UTC
    Ew years ago two parents went out to dinner a few hours later the babysitter called and asked if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids room. The dad said "get the kids out of the house and we'll call the police. We don't have a clown statue." the clown was actually a killer that escaped fr\om prison 10 years ago. If u don't post this on ten photos, the clown will be in your bed with a chainsaw at 3:00 am\

  15. neoncookies123 neoncookies123
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2012 11:47pm UTC
    Ew years ago two parents went out to dinner a few hours later the babysitter called and asked if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids room. The dad said "get the kids out of the house and we'll call the police. We don't have a clown statue." the clown was actually a killer that escaped fr\om prison 10 years ago. If u don't post this on ten photos, the clown will be in your bed with a chainsaw at 3:00 am\
    Sorry had to this stuff scares me

  16. neoncookies123 neoncookies123
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2012 11:32pm UTC
    Now copy and repost this. If you don't, you'll have bad relationships for 69 years. By12:05 pm tonight, yourone true love will realize how much they want you

  17. neoncookies123 neoncookies123
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2012 6:18pm UTC
    Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!
    Now copy and repost this.
    If you don't, you'll have bad relationships for 69 years.
    By 12:05 pm tonight, your one true love will realize how much they waant you.

  18. neoncookies123 neoncookies123
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 10:41pm UTC
    if u copy and paste this in the next ten minutes u will have te best day of ur life tomorrow. u will either get kissed or asked out, if u break this chain u will see a little dead girl in your room tonight. in 53 mins......

  19. neoncookies123 neoncookies123
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 9:50pm UTC
    Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!
    Now copy and repost this.
    If you don't, you'll have bad relationships for 69 years.
    By 12:05 pm tonight, your one true love will realize how much they waant you.

  20. neoncookies123 neoncookies123
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2012 3:57pm UTC
    A few years ago a mother and a father decided they needed a break, so they wanted to head out for a night on the town. So they called their most trusted babysitter. When the babysitter arrived the two children were already fast asleep in bed. So the babysitter just got to sit around and make sure everything was okay with the children.
    Later in the night, the babysitter got bored and so she wanted................................. to watch t.v but she couldn't watch it downstairs because they didn't have cable downstairs (the parents didn't want their children watching too much garbage) so she called them and asked them if she could watch cable t.v in the parents room. Of course the parents said it was okay, but the babysitter had one final request. She asked if she could cover up the large clown statue in their bedroom with a blanket or cloth, because it made her nervous. The phone line was silent for a moment, and the father (who was talking to the babysitter at the time) said..... take the children and get out of the house..... we'll call the police... we don't have a clown statue..... the children and the babysitter got murdered by the clown. it turned out 2 be that the clown was a killer that escaped from jail.
    if you don't re-post within 5 minutes the clown will be standing next 2 your bed at 3:00am with a knife in his hand :P Creeeepy
    i don't usually do these, but THIS WAS SO FREAKY

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