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Rajsonkar
posted a quote
June 23, 2013 12:41pm UTC

PHINEAS AND FERB ON WITTYPROFILES
Phineas: Hey candice, what are you doing
Candice: I'm posting quotes on a website called wittyprofiles where
people favourite your quotes and the quote having more faves than
any other quotes becomes top quote.
Ferb: *blinks eyes*
Phineas: *blinks eyes*
Phineas:ok
In the backyard
Phineas: ferb, i know what we are going to do today
Isabella: hey feneas, whatcha doin ?
Phineas:we are going to make a wittyprofiles account and posts
quote
Isabella: OK, i'll tell you some quotes to post.
Major: angent P. Doofenshmirtz is spending his all time on
computer. He is planning something evil. Go find out
Perry: *goes to doofenshmirtz home*
Stacey: hey candice, isn't that the picture of your brothers on
this account on wittyprofiles.
Candice: yeah, Its thier pic.
Candice: Phineas , ferb, Is the account Paf6324 is your account?
Phineas: yeah candice, this website is good. We posted 100 quotes
and 5000 followes in 1 hour.
Candice: *shocked* what? Thats not fair. Im on witty for 6 months
and got just 50 followers.
Phineas: well, dont be upset, you'll get more
Candice: Im gonna tell this to mom, you are so in trouble.
Random stranger: *comments on Phineas and ferb's account* hey you
guys look so young in profile pic. Aint you too young to have a
witty account?
Phineas: yes, we are
Stranger:ok then its always good to see kids joining witty
Background music: doofenshmirtz evil in corporated
*perry gets trapped in a cage*
Doofenshmirtz: oh hey perry the platipus come. I was waiting for
you. See this, this is delete-inator Ok im going to tell you my
evil plan. My brother is too famous on social networks and i am
not. So i decided to delete his account with this
delete-inator.
Candice: mom mom Phineas and ferb have a secret account on a
website. Come come, over there
Mom: ok candice,
*perry gets himself out of the cage and kicks doofenshmirtz*
*doofenshmirtz switches on delete-inator*
*perry kicks doofenshmirtz*
*doofenshmirtz hits delete-inator which cause change in the
direction of the rays coming from delete-inator*
*rays go to Phineas and ferb's computer and delete thier
account*
*delete-inator gets broken*
Doofenshmirtz: curse you perry the platipus.
Candice: mom mom come *mom comes and checks the computer*
Mom: candice, there is no any account with username Paf6324, but
isn't that you on this account candiceJ.
Candice: but but but *shocked*
Perry:grrr
Phineas: oh there you are perry

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dolph*
posted a quote
June 18, 2013 3:07pm UTC

I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and your soulmate wore the other half and they got warmer the closer together you were and colder the further away you were so you could go on this journey when you’re ready to find your other half
so you could be spared all the pain and heartbreak of being played with by those who don’t take dating as seriously as you do.

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Belieber97
posted a quote
June 25, 2013 6:00pm UTC

Sitting in your room listening to music with tears in your eyes, but your holding them back beause you want to be strong, and the pain only hurts more.

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hermione23katniss
posted a quote
June 20, 2013 3:06pm UTC

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"My name is Junie B Jones. The
B stands for Beatrice. except
I don't like Beatrice. I just like B and that's all."
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ultimatedirectioner143
posted a quote
June 20, 2013 1:35pm UTC

me: ugly people exist to make pretty people stand out
me: so that's my contribution to society
me: you're welcome

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Maicy Rasmus*
posted a quote
June 20, 2013 12:43pm UTC

What do you mean you can't hangout?
I showered for this.
I shaved for this.
I put a bra on for you.
I got off Wittyprofiles for you.
I am wearing pants.

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
June 20, 2013 4:28pm UTC

Jesus: Everyone deserves a second chance.
Jesus: I'll feed the hungry.
Jesus: I'll perform miracles to save lives.
Jesus: I'll spend time with the children.
Jesus: I think we should all be forgiven.
Jesus: I won't pretend to be someone who I'm not.
Society: CRUCIFY HIM!!!
See? Society was always messed up, even 2,000 years ago.

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darkeyeangel
posted a quote
June 20, 2013 1:00pm UTC

you say you love the rain
but then you open an umbrella.
you say you love the sun
but then you find a shady spot.
you say you love the wind
but then you close your windows.
this is why I am afraid
when you say you love me too.

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
June 18, 2013 6:12pm UTC

I think the best part about our user names on here
Is the fact that most of us made them over a year ago and never thought we would ever get any followers, faves, or come back on Witty after a month so we just wrote down the first thing that came to mind.

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
June 19, 2013 4:05pm UTC

Me: I'm tired today, I think I'll just wear sweats this one time.
Me the next day: I guess I'll just have another "bum day" today.
Me the day after that: No one will notice if I wear sweats three days in a row, right?
Me: *Repeats cycle for next 4 months*

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QuoteTaker
posted a quote
June 16, 2013 3:46pm UTC

What is wrong with you?
How dare you make fun of someone for something they can't control?
She has acne. - Do you think she chose to have red spots all over her face?
Her nose is big. - Who cares? Is she supposed to get plastic surgery? Hmm?
She has crooked teeth. - I've never met someone who got braces just for fun.
She wears glasses. - Do you think people like being half-blind? They don't.
Her hair is frizzy. - Some people don't like frying their hair w/ a straightener.
She's not a size 0. - Oh, I'm sorry that some of us aren't afraid to eat cookies.
Imperfection is beautiful.

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IzzyWizzy1998
posted a quote
June 16, 2013 5:22pm UTC

lolipops turn into cigarettes.
the innocent ones turn into s|uts.
homework goes into the trash.
detention becomes suspension.
mobile phones are used in class.
soda becomes vodka. bikes become
cars. kisses turn into s3x. remember
when getting high meant swinging
at the playground? when protection
meant wearing a helmet? when the
worst things you could get from boys
were cooties? dad's shoulders were
the highest place on earth and your
mum was your hero? race issues were
who ran the fastest. the only drug you
knew of was cough medicine. the most
pain you felt was when you scraped
your knees. goodbyes were only until
tomorrow.
we couldn't even wait to grow up..

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Belieber97
posted a quote
June 16, 2013 3:22am UTC

Love at First Sight *Chapter 1 part 3*
*Serah's P.O.V*
I was freaking out the whole time we walked together. I thought I was going to have a heart attack. So when he went into Build a Bear I was relieved, but I didn't want to let go of his hand. It felt so perfect. Fifteen minutes passed by and he came out with an adorable bear. "I thought I'd make you one"he said holding out to me, smiling shyly and blushing. It was the cutest thing ever. "This is the sweetest thing that anyone has done for me. But why?" "A pretty girl deserves to smile and stuffed animals. Especially if she loves to cuddle with them at night" His smile was the most amazing thing in the world. "Well thank you" And I gently took the bear. We hugged and he gave me a small kiss on my forehead. Dear lord he was amazing. "I do believe you oew me five questions miss" "Alright, hmm what is your favorite movie?" "That's a hard one, but it would have to be Underworld. Best action movie ever." I had to agree with him though it wasent the best action movie ever. "I'm gonna jump to the important question. Do I seem emotional to you?" "Haha, no I really dont. You had your reason to cry and that's ok". He was absolutely perfect. He had the cutest laugh ever as well. "Thank you! Hah. So, favorite singer?" "Bieber all the way". Oh my flippin gosh! My mouth just hung open. "What?" "He is my obsession! Were oficially best friends". "Score!" "Next question what was your longest relationship if you don't mind me asking." "Honestly only 9 months. The girl I was with treated me like crap. I've been single for 3 years. And ever since then I've never really met a girl I wanted to flirt with." "Oh, I see. well you still have time." Max texted me letting me know he was here. "Would you like me to walk you out? "Sure" I said and we walked side by side hold hands again. When we got out we said good-bye and he gave me another kiss on the cheek. It was so gentle and sweet. "Uhm, could I have your name?" "Serah. You?" "Robert. Text me tomorrow?" "Deffinately". So we traded numbers. I was shaking. When I got in the car with Max the first thing he aksed was "How did it go?" I sank into the car and looked at the time. 9:00. "Amazing. Absolutely amazing. "
*Robert's P.O.V*
When I got home I changed, put on TV and layed in bed. All I could think about was Serah and my night with her. All I knew was that I just wanted to be with her right now. I thought about calling her but she was probably asleep. It was midnight. So instead I just tweeted my feelings about her on Twitter. Noboy had a clue who I was talking about. I have never been so carzy about a girl before! I can't get her out of my head. Is it love or just a silly little crush? What is it about her that makes me this way?
*this ends chapter 1 I hope you all liked it becuase it took forever! If you would like to read chapter 2 and be notified about it just comment below.! Thank you for reading I know it's a lot
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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
June 1, 2013 3:08pm UTC

Girl I know: That's the third day in a row you wore sweatpants this week...
Me: Whoa!! Congratulations, I never would have guessed, would you like a medal?

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happiest*
posted a quote
May 13, 2013 3:18pm UTC

"How was the test?"
"I failed..."
ENEMY - HAHAHAHA! Serves you right!
FRIEND - Okay...
GOOD FRIEND - Aww cheer up. You'll do better next time.
BEST FRIEND - HAHAHAHA! I FAILED TOO! HIGH-FIVE!
Best friends are awesome!

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Travis Allred*
posted a quote
May 13, 2013 6:04pm UTC

At the age of 2,
Hunter Hayes learned how to play
instruments of various types then
by now he learned over 20 instruments
When I was 2,
I was learning how to walk
and by now I am still in my
room that have no talents
I wish I had talents like him
He is so talented on what he do
He is perfect and one of my
favorite artist in Country Music

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thebeautifulunknown
posted a quote
May 15, 2010 5:50pm UTC

Girls go to college to get more knowledge.
Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupid-er.
(;
→[♥] if you just flashed back to when you were little.

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