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oursong
posted a quote
July 14, 2012 4:50pm UTC

that awkward moment: when you look inside your pocket,
and it's not full of sunshine.

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xxLonelyLoverxx
posted a quote
July 12, 2012 5:28pm UTC

“HEY COME HERE, IT’S REALLY IMPORTANT!”
“What!?”
“Can you turn my light off?”

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wishicouldfindyou
posted a quote
July 12, 2012 7:17pm UTC

Friend: Sorry, I can't hang out today
Me: But...I showered for you
nmq.

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samhu00
posted a quote
July 9, 2012 9:58pm UTC

You are sad. One direction is trying to comfort you.
Liam: Oh no you’re crying. Uh oh. Come here sweetheart an tell Me all about your problems.
Louis: Here, come sit on my lap. Let me tell you a funny story about the time when Harry and I...
Zayn: why are you crying. What made you cry? Here let’s look in the mirror and talk about our beauty.
Niall: You know what makes me feel better when I’m sad. Food. Let’s go get some.
Harry: oh no tears! Oh heck. PAUL! Grab me a kitten Here hold my hand lets go pet some cats

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lolz62
posted a quote
June 28, 2012 12:44pm UTC

Me: Can I have your babies?
One Direction: ...What?
Me: Can I have your autograph?
One Direction: Oh, it sounded like you said something else...
Me: What did you think I said?
One Direction: Can you have my babies?
Me: Well if youre offering, sure
One Direction: But I wasnt-
Me: YOLO. Now off with your clothes.
nmq

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 27, 2012 8:16pm UTC

Have you ever just sat there
and realized how weird you are?

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 27, 2012 7:26pm UTC

See that cliff over there?
Please jump off it.

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 27, 2012 6:26pm UTC

Have you ever looked at a person and thought,
"yeah, you have someone in your basement."

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POKEMON
posted a quote
June 26, 2012 10:05pm UTC

& if
KARMA
doesn't hit her, I WILL.

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OneDirectionQuotes
posted a quote
June 26, 2012 5:12pm UTC

"I miss the old 1D"
Well, I'm pretty sure they miss the old
Directioners. The ones who didn't judge them
On every little thing they did.

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Nigel9086
posted a quote
April 10, 2012 10:25pm UTC

So I'm A Guy,
and I want to find the one.
I want to hold her everynight.
I want to sleep with her, just sleep.
I want to watch disney movies with her while cuddling.
I want to hug her from behind.
I want to make her feel like a princess.
I want to hold hands with her.
I want to kiss her, soft and gently.
I want a girl I can treat as my own.
Is that bad?

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Nigel9086
posted a quote
June 15, 2012 4:31pm UTC

click to see this quote

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Nigel9086
posted a quote
June 25, 2012 4:48pm UTC

WE HAD TO LEARN,
HOW TO BEND,
WITHOUT THE WORLD CAVING IN.

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hermione23katniss
posted a quote
June 22, 2012 12:16pm UTC

That awkward moment
when you go into your closet looking for Narnia but you find the doors to Monsters Inc. instead.

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伤*
posted a quote
June 22, 2012 12:07pm UTC

"I'm an emotional guy
so I don't have to worry about a
girl trying to open me up."
- Niall Horan ♥
format credit to OneDirection

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KelsDawneMarie
posted a quote
June 22, 2012 7:15pm UTC

*In Kitchen*
Brother: *Hugs* you know, I really care about you sis, I just dont act like it all the time.. I dont want you to forget.
Me:*Looking at food..*
Brother:
Me:
Brother:
Me: You know what I care about..?
Brother: *Smiles*
Me: Cheetos.. *Grabs bag & walks off*

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Reader_Aubrey
posted a quote
June 22, 2012 10:11am UTC

Hey I just met you,
&this is craaaazy,
but here's my witty..
So stalk me maybe?

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MVP8
posted a quote
June 22, 2012 9:22am UTC

Girl- "One Direction Suck. They can't sing!"
Me- "Okay"
*10 minutes later*
Police- "So She Just Fell Off The Balcony?"
Me- "Yeah...Tragic"
-♥-

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never_forget
posted a quote
June 22, 2012 8:17pm UTC

"1...2...3... SMILE!"...
"Did you take it yet?"
"Damn, it's on video!"

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luvyaaa
posted a quote
June 22, 2012 9:17pm UTC

Hello fellow wittians. this is not just for faves i promise. I have a goal to follow everyone on witty. so if you can help me out with that by pressing the ♥ that would be very much appreciated
Thanks beautiful

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