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tiffaniecass25
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November 12, 2012 1:19pm UTC

Crush: Hey! :)
Me: HI!!!!!1!!!!!!1!!!!!!! :DDDDDDDDDDD
Me: WHAT'S UP?1?!?!?!!?!?!!?!?/!?!?!
Me: HOW ARE YOU TODAY!?!?!?!!?!?!
Me: CAN WE GET MARRIED
Me: AND HAVE 3 CHILDREN
Me: IN A NICE HOUSE
Me: WITH A DOG
Me: IN THE COUNTRY
Me: THAT WOULD BE LOVELY HUH
Me: *Chinese victory screech*
Me: *Transforms to Optimus Prime*
Me: *Runs into the sunset*
Me: *Lives happily ever after with 83 cats*
Me: Hi :)

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missycow2
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June 19, 2012 3:11pm UTC

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WithABrokenHeartThatsStillBeating
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April 12, 2012 3:39pm UTC

I have mephobia. Mephobia is the fear of becoming so awesome that everyone dies.
Only me?

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sapphire123
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April 15, 2012 3:11pm UTC

Fave if you've always have wanted a love letter but never got one :(

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jimmy365
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February 16, 2012 4:39pm UTC

If history repeats itself,
I am so getting a dinosaur
nmf

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mckissick12
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February 17, 2012 4:09pm UTC

horrible pick up lines #1
have you been eating cambells chicken noodle soup, cause you be lookin mm mm good.
format by PaperLung

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WaverlyH
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February 12, 2012 8:09pm UTC

You breathe oxygen too???
WOW...we have so much in common!!!
nmq

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speaknow22
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February 11, 2012 8:04pm UTC

Not paying attention in class
because you're too annoyed at the little mark the teacher forgot to erase on the whiteboard

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EquitationLove
posted a quote
February 11, 2012 8:04pm UTC

I-I-I
workout ;)

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ohhiheyhello
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February 4, 2012 2:44pm UTC

me: what's today?
friend: friday
me: no, like..the number

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elleisabeast
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February 4, 2012 2:39pm UTC

Admit it.
You once made a little kid cry,
and then made them laugh,
so you wouldn't get in trouble:P
-credit to phenomenal for the format.♥

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tiffaniecass25
posted a quote
February 1, 2012 1:57pm UTC

that awkward moment,
when someone remembers you, but you have noo idea who they are.

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Jessiebaby
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February 1, 2012 5:30pm UTC

That moment when you walk into a spider web and suddenly turn into a karate master.

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FollowUrDreams*
posted a quote
January 28, 2012 3:24pm UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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stgjharrin1
posted a quote
January 28, 2012 3:09pm UTC

blind eyes could look at me and see the truth.

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marisa297
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January 28, 2012 3:09pm UTC

I may seem calm, but in my head, I've killed you three times.

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ZiZi123
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January 27, 2012 8:32pm UTC

"Someone" is getting so many top quotes.

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KateKat
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January 18, 2012 9:20pm UTC

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KateKat
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January 21, 2012 1:29pm UTC

DAD
You got Prego?
Oh, yeah I'm on my way home now
WHAT?! Young lady are you kidding me? To think that my youngest daughter is pregnant. I am so disappointed in you.
WTF? I THOUGHT YOU MEANT THE PASTA SAUCE! MOM ASKED ME TO PICK UP SOME PREGO ON THE WAY HOME. I AM NOT PREGNANT WTF?
Oh, I guess I'll see you when you get home then...
found on smartphowned.com lolol, it was too good not to make a quote from
nmf/nmq

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