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elleisabeast

Status: Just another awkward potato..

Member Since: 24 Nov 2011 04:37pm

Last Seen: 3 Jan 2016 01:19am

Location: Rapeville

Gender: F

user id: 242540

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  1. elleisabeast elleisabeast
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2012 12:32am UTC
    US WIERD AMERICANS.
    Me: Do people in england like one direction?
    Boy from England(who has a bristish accent) : no. its only americans who like one direction.

  2. elleisabeast elleisabeast
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2012 12:29am UTC
    Me: Do you call people gal?
    Boy from England(who has a bristish accent) : no only old people say gal.

  3. elleisabeast elleisabeast
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2012 4:41pm UTC
    I want a rat.
    I will name it Ratatouille.
    Than teach it how to cook.
    ...because yolo.
    nmf my qoute no steal

  4. elleisabeast elleisabeast
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 10:37pm UTC
    I hate texting people
    who don't use smileys. I feel like i'm texting an emotionless robot.

  5. elleisabeast elleisabeast
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2012 8:19pm UTC
    prettiEst girl's
    on witty?
    ♥every. single. one. of. you.♥

  6. elleisabeast elleisabeast
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2012 4:29pm UTC
    That Really Messed Up Moment When....
    YOU GET 69 SITUPS IN GYM AND YOU TELL YOUR TEACHER AND HE SAYS WELL, THATS A TEANAGE BOYS FAVORITE NUMBER. -____- SMH
    SICK AND WRONG

  7. elleisabeast elleisabeast
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2012 4:37pm UTC
    During a Run
    Brain: Why are you running so slow?
    Lungs: I currently hate you.
    Feet: I'm goning to turn into 10 pounds now.
    Leg Muscles: I'm going to start hurting in random places. kay?
    Sidewalk: I really want to trip you with my holes and bumps.
    People in cars: *HONNKK!!!!* Run forrest Run!!
    People walking: Nice a33 baby
    Me: Why do I do this to myself?
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: (at the end of the run) I love running so much. I am never going quit.

  8. elleisabeast elleisabeast
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2012 4:13pm UTC
    Do you get your pants on
    sale?
    because at my house they would be 100% off.

  9. elleisabeast elleisabeast
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2012 3:58pm UTC
    FAV THIS AND I WILL COMMENT ON YOUR PROFILE THE FIRST AND BEST THING I NOTICED ABOUT YOU<3

  10. elleisabeast elleisabeast
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2012 10:38pm UTC
    how awesome \\
    would be to be locked in
    Costco with all your friends
    for a night .♥♥♥
    font not mine.

  11. elleisabeast elleisabeast
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2012 3:42pm UTC
    I'M DOING A SURVEY!!!(:
    COMMENT YOUR FAVORITE
    ONEDIRECTION MEMBER PLEASE!
    Format: twilightgirl995

  12. elleisabeast elleisabeast
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 11:01am UTC
    I think that my chinese teacher did something naughty on 4/20 day. Her eyes were reddd.

  13. elleisabeast elleisabeast
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 7:20pm UTC
    That akward moment when...
    all these girls complain about how they want to be skinny and your just like well, I wanna be fatter.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  14. elleisabeast elleisabeast
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 7:11pm UTC
    Has anyone else thought...
    that Miley Cyrus is probably going to be one of the one direction girlfriends because she goes out with everyone.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  15. elleisabeast elleisabeast
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 7:08pm UTC
    When I was 10 my favorite TV show , was ICarly now I love Doomsday preppers. Look at this world is coming to!!!
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  16. elleisabeast elleisabeast
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 2:05pm UTC
    That awkward moment,
    When you walk through the metal detectors at the airport, and you braces set them off. Then the person comes with gloves and pulls your mouth like he/she is trying to get them off.

  17. elleisabeast elleisabeast
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 9:07pm UTC
    ............daadfrgaerhaehaethhsrtjsjs6s6s6us6s6u6us6u66uryuse5yusrhs46us6us46u6us6u6urt6usrsurururur6utrur.........

  18. elleisabeast elleisabeast
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2012 11:16am UTC
    I'm doing a survey.
    FAV <3 if your single.
    Comment if your not with your boyfriends name.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  19. elleisabeast elleisabeast
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2012 11:09am UTC
    I wanna do a pole.
    (FAV-if you love One Direction)
    Comment if you don't
    Format by twilightgirl995

  20. elleisabeast elleisabeast
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 7:19pm UTC
    Well, right now I am really bored of witty,
    the reason is because One Direction is taking over.
    Sorry to all the girls who LOVE them ,but I don't.
    Don't even get me started about how many posts I see a day about One Direction. This is sorta ruining witty for some people.I'm sorry ,but can we turn down the One Direction(:
    <3 for yes
    comment for no

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