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  1. born2bblonde322 born2bblonde322
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2012 6:30pm UTC
    when you have a band-aid on your finger,
    washing your hands becomes extremely difficult and awkward.

  2. born2bblonde322 born2bblonde322
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 2:55pm UTC
    *Me at the hair salon*
    me: ugh I hate this hair washing chair
    me: ow that hurts
    me: wow that shampoo smells really good
    me: i wanna buy it
    me: jk its probably like $75 a bottle
    me: im getting a neck cramp in this thing
    me: crap i think i just swallowed my gum
    hair dresser: "okay you can go to my chair now"
    hair dresser: *starts cutting my hair*
    me: wait thats not my natural part
    me: is that gunna affect my hair cut
    me: oh well lets just hope for the best
    me: la la la lalalaala
    me: im bored
    me: lol i look like cousin it
    me: pshhh i don't know who that is
    me: uhm that piece looks a little short
    me: thats not how short all my hair is right?!
    me: yup it is
    me: wahhhh why did i get my hair cut
    me: no its okay it'll look better when she blow dries it
    me: okay well...yea it's still short
    me: don't ask me questions with the blow dryer in my ear
    me: i can't hear what you are saying
    me: ill just say okay and smile
    me: why is she looking at me funny
    me: what did i just agree too?
    me: i wish i had somewhere to go with my hair looking this nice
    me: how does she do that thing with the blow dryer and the brush?
    me: whenever i try it my hair just gets stuck in the brush
    me: i wanna go to beauty school
    me: jk i don't trust myself with scissors near peoples faces
    me: is this almost over
    me: great my nose is itchy
    me: can you move that piece of hair out of my eye
    me: hey i just met you and thi-
    me: noooo
    me: great now that song is stuck in my head
    me: yay i can finally leave
    me: no hair spray isn't necessary
    hair dresser: "okay you're all done"
    me: well that was a painful two hours

  3. born2bblonde322 born2bblonde322
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 2:08pm UTC
    mom: *about to walk out the door*
    dad: *laying on the floor*
    mom: *to my dad* give me a kiss I'm about to leave
    mom: you have to sit up I can't bend down
    mom: I'm too sore
    dad: I can't sit up my back hurts
    me: old people problems
    mom: *dying of laughter*
    dad: *dying of laughter*
    me: ahahahaa *dying of laughter*
    me: I need to put that on witty
    *true story*

  4. born2bblonde322 born2bblonde322
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2012 2:24am UTC
    And am I the only one
    who has to pause the t.v. to read the texts from A on
    Pretty Little Liars?
    nmf

  5. born2bblonde322 born2bblonde322
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2012 12:21am UTC
    If you want to know
    what mood I'm in,
    just check my tumblr.

  6. born2bblonde322 born2bblonde322
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2012 12:54am UTC
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
    Me: It's 11:11...
    Boyfriend: I don't have anything to wish for, you're everything I've ever wanted.
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

  7. born2bblonde322 born2bblonde322
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2012 1:35pm UTC
    one day I am going to have a party and instead of serving alcohol I'm going to serve apple cider
    so when people are "wasted" I'll know just how fake they are.

  8. born2bblonde322 born2bblonde322
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2012 9:02pm UTC
    mom: what did you learn in school today?
    me: my global teacher taught us that our judicial system is based on whether or not the judge got laid last night...
    mom: well at least someone is teaching you the truth in school.

  9. born2bblonde322 born2bblonde322
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2012 8:45pm UTC
    *echo*
    fav if you just said that as *echo, echo, echooo*

  10. born2bblonde322 born2bblonde322
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2012 2:16pm UTC
    The "pull here" tab is never where it says it is
    -___-
    c0f93996-3a2f-4636-9651-2d793222a2e0
    1.03.01

  11. born2bblonde322 born2bblonde322
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2012 1:58pm UTC
    If you want to know what a girl
    really looks like,
    don't look at her profile pictures, look at the pictures she was tagged in...

  12. born2bblonde322 born2bblonde322
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2012 9:27pm UTC
    *first day of lacrosse practice*
    Teammate: We need a lot of oil
    Team: Why?
    Teammate: Cause we're rusty!
    -true story

  13. born2bblonde322 born2bblonde322
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2012 9:24pm UTC
    KONY
    ___▼___
    2012

  14. born2bblonde322 born2bblonde322
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2012 8:55pm UTC
    Friend *licks my hand*: haha
    Me: ewww
    Friend: that's not the only thing I licked today (;
    Me: -___-

  15. born2bblonde322 born2bblonde322
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2012 12:23am UTC
    copy and paste this into your search bar:
    www.nochucknorris.com
    (; you.are.welcome

  16. born2bblonde322 born2bblonde322
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 10:54pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  17. born2bblonde322 born2bblonde322
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 10:38pm UTC
    in biology we are learning about the human body and someone in my class asked a question:
    student: do we have to have both lungs to survive?
    teacher: yes.
    student: how do scientists know that?
    teacher: let's just say they found out the hard way...

  18. born2bblonde322 born2bblonde322
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 10:13pm UTC
    Columbus proved that the Earth is round but admit it,
    you still wonder how people in the South Pole aren't standing upside down...

  19. born2bblonde322 born2bblonde322
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2012 9:04pm UTC
    that retarded waddle-run your backpack makesyou do when you try to run with it.

  20. born2bblonde322 born2bblonde322
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2012 12:58am UTC
    you see someone in the hallway at school.
    turn to friend and say:
    since when do they still go to our school?

:)

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