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born2bblonde322
posted a quote
October 28, 2012 6:30pm UTC

when you have a band-aid on your finger,
washing your hands becomes extremely difficult and awkward.

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born2bblonde322
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July 26, 2012 2:55pm UTC

*Me at the hair salon*
me: ugh I hate this hair washing chair
me: ow that hurts
me: wow that shampoo smells really good
me: i wanna buy it
me: jk its probably like $75 a bottle
me: im getting a neck cramp in this thing
me: crap i think i just swallowed my gum
hair dresser: "okay you can go to my chair now"
hair dresser: *starts cutting my hair*
me: wait thats not my natural part
me: is that gunna affect my hair cut
me: oh well lets just hope for the best
me: la la la lalalaala
me: im bored
me: lol i look like cousin it
me: pshhh i don't know who that is
me: uhm that piece looks a little short
me: thats not how short all my hair is right?!
me: yup it is
me: wahhhh why did i get my hair cut
me: no its okay it'll look better when she blow dries it
me: okay well...yea it's still short
me: don't ask me questions with the blow dryer in my ear
me: i can't hear what you are saying
me: ill just say okay and smile
me: why is she looking at me funny
me: what did i just agree too?
me: i wish i had somewhere to go with my hair looking this nice
me: how does she do that thing with the blow dryer and the brush?
me: whenever i try it my hair just gets stuck in the brush
me: i wanna go to beauty school
me: jk i don't trust myself with scissors near peoples faces
me: is this almost over
me: great my nose is itchy
me: can you move that piece of hair out of my eye
me: hey i just met you and thi-
me: noooo
me: great now that song is stuck in my head
me: yay i can finally leave
me: no hair spray isn't necessary
hair dresser: "okay you're all done"
me: well that was a painful two hours

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born2bblonde322
posted a quote
July 26, 2012 2:08pm UTC

mom: *about to walk out the door*
dad: *laying on the floor*
mom: *to my dad* give me a kiss I'm about to leave
mom: you have to sit up I can't bend down
mom: I'm too sore
dad: I can't sit up my back hurts
me: old people problems
mom: *dying of laughter*
dad: *dying of laughter*
me: ahahahaa *dying of laughter*
me: I need to put that on witty
*true story*

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born2bblonde322
posted a quote
July 18, 2012 2:24am UTC

And am I the only one
who has to pause the t.v. to read the texts from A on
Pretty Little Liars?
nmf

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born2bblonde322
posted a quote
July 18, 2012 12:21am UTC

If you want to know
what mood I'm in,
just check my tumblr.

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born2bblonde322
posted a quote
July 10, 2012 12:54am UTC

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Me: It's 11:11...
Boyfriend: I don't have anything to wish for, you're everything I've ever wanted.
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

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born2bblonde322
posted a quote
April 13, 2012 1:35pm UTC

one day I am going to have a party and instead of serving alcohol I'm going to serve apple cider
so when people are "wasted" I'll know just how fake they are.

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born2bblonde322
posted a quote
March 13, 2012 9:02pm UTC

mom: what did you learn in school today?
me: my global teacher taught us that our judicial system is based on whether or not the judge got laid last night...
mom: well at least someone is teaching you the truth in school.

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born2bblonde322
posted a quote
March 13, 2012 8:45pm UTC

*echo*
fav if you just said that as *echo, echo, echooo*

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born2bblonde322
posted a quote
March 11, 2012 2:16pm UTC

The "pull here" tab is never where it says it is
-___-
c0f93996-3a2f-4636-9651-2d793222a2e0
1.03.01

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born2bblonde322
posted a quote
March 11, 2012 1:58pm UTC

If you want to know what a girl
really looks like,
don't look at her profile pictures, look at the pictures she was tagged in...

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born2bblonde322
posted a quote
March 8, 2012 9:27pm UTC

*first day of lacrosse practice*
Teammate: We need a lot of oil
Team: Why?
Teammate: Cause we're rusty!
-true story

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born2bblonde322
posted a quote
March 8, 2012 9:24pm UTC

KONY
___▼___
2012

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born2bblonde322
posted a quote
March 8, 2012 8:55pm UTC

Friend *licks my hand*: haha
Me: ewww
Friend: that's not the only thing I licked today (;
Me: -___-

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born2bblonde322
posted a quote
March 5, 2012 12:23am UTC

copy and paste this into your search bar:
www.nochucknorris.com
(; you.are.welcome

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born2bblonde322
posted a quote
March 4, 2012 10:54pm UTC

click to see this quote

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born2bblonde322
posted a quote
March 4, 2012 10:38pm UTC

in biology we are learning about the human body and someone in my class asked a question:
student: do we have to have both lungs to survive?
teacher: yes.
student: how do scientists know that?
teacher: let's just say they found out the hard way...

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born2bblonde322
posted a quote
March 4, 2012 10:13pm UTC

Columbus proved that the Earth is round but admit it,
you still wonder how people in the South Pole aren't standing upside down...

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born2bblonde322
posted a quote
February 6, 2012 9:04pm UTC

that retarded waddle-run your backpack makesyou do when you try to run with it.

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born2bblonde322
posted a quote
February 5, 2012 12:58am UTC

you see someone in the hallway at school.
turn to friend and say:
since when do they still go to our school?

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