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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
February 8, 2013 4:45pm UTC

I would be
an awful parent.
My kid would say
“I don’t wanna go to school, I just wanna sleep”
and I’d probably get in bed with them and say
“I feel you”

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
February 24, 2013 3:48pm UTC

Superman’s not brave.
You can’t be brave if you’re indestructible.
It’s every day people,
like you and me,
that are brave,
knowing we could easily be defeated,
but still continue forward.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
February 12, 2013 2:58pm UTC

I want kisses.
I want kisses on my cheeks.
I want to wrap my arms around you.
I want to sit in your lap and barely kiss you.
I want to ditch boring things and make out instead.
I want to lie in bed all day.
Just you and I.
I want to fall in love.
Just once.
Just you.
Forever and ever.

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 12, 2013 3:46pm UTC

puberty either makes you a
hot god or a potatoe.

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LandonIsWitty
posted a quote
February 12, 2013 11:10am UTC

Maroon 5?
I think you mean,
"Adam Levine and the guys who stand behind him."

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Eli123qwe
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January 12, 2013 10:57pm UTC

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finding_nemo
posted a quote
February 6, 2013 7:27pm UTC

*My brother's friend got another tattoo*
Me: Now you can't give blood.
brother's friend: I know that's why I got it.
brother's friend: I hate needles.
Can we just let this sink in?

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b1air
posted a quote
December 26, 2010 6:17pm UTC

"What presents did you get for Christmas today?"
"My period...."

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b1air
posted a quote
April 24, 2011 8:31pm UTC

Teachers call it "the bathroom"
We call it, "I'm bored, I'm leaving."

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b1air
posted a quote
May 2, 2011 6:10pm UTC

& That's how the USA
outdoes a R o y a l W e d d i n g.

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b1air
posted a quote
May 8, 2011 8:30pm UTC

You fight like a married couple
You talk like best friends
You flirt like first loves
Protect eachother like brother and sister..
Obviously it's meant to be

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b1air
posted a quote
May 30, 2011 12:35pm UTC

IHATETV
COMMERCIALS
but they are handy when
w h e n I h a v e t o
GO PEE

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b1air
posted a quote
June 13, 2011 11:12pm UTC

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and you get in a car
with leather seats
and you nearly burn yourself
because you're wearing shorts.
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b1air
posted a quote
June 14, 2011 6:05pm UTC

love is like
a rubberband. We keep pulling, someone lets go,
and it hurts the one who held on.
-not my format-

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b1air
posted a quote
June 23, 2011 1:51am UTC

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b1air
posted a quote
June 25, 2011 4:29pm UTC

That Awkward Moment
when you find someone you know that has a witty and then you realize they're lying about their name and life...
b1air
example: poppy4ever98

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b1air
posted a quote
June 28, 2011 12:08am UTC

"choosy moms choose Jif"
Actually, my choosy mother chose Skippy
b1air

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b1air
posted a quote
June 28, 2011 12:16am UTC

IDGAF if I have nowhere
to wear these shoes, they're cute and I'm buying them!
b1air

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b1air
posted a quote
June 28, 2011 12:21am UTC

I hate when white girls try to act like they're ghetto.
+h!$ @!n+ n0 h00d $h!+
b1air

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b1air
posted a quote
June 28, 2011 2:58am UTC

on your period?
put on your granny panties
and deal with it
b1air

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