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XxwittykittyxX
posted a quote
December 2, 2012 3:12am UTC

Friend: Are you mad?
Me: no.
Friend: Are you sure? You look mad.
Me: no, Im not mad.
Friend: Are you positive your not mad?
Me: yes "Im positive" that Im not mad.
Friend: seriously, tell me whats wrong. I know you mad.
Me: IM NOT FU/CKING MAD LEAVE ME ALONE BEFORE I THROW A POMEGRANITE AT YOUR FACE YOU ANNOYING PEASANT.
Friend: I knew you were mad....

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XxwittykittyxX
posted a quote
December 16, 2012 1:51am UTC

The best part of Baby Bell cheese is
Playing with the wax.

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XxwittykittyxX
posted a quote
December 15, 2012 7:12pm UTC

~Guys have boobs too~
They just don't want to admit they're flat chested.

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XxwittykittyxX
posted a quote
August 21, 2012 3:52am UTC

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XxwittykittyxX
posted a quote
August 21, 2012 3:57am UTC

If
everything I need to know,
I learnt in
Kindergarten.
Then..
Why am I still In
school?

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neversaynever16
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August 19, 2012 1:05am UTC

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blonde_blueyes_breakable
posted a quote
August 19, 2012 2:16am UTC

BE HAPPY
Seriously, because you deserve to be happy.
Never do anything drastic because you aren’t
happy, life has a funny way of turning things
around. I went through a time in my life when
I thought that I never deserved to be happy
again because my mom had passed away.
But everyone deserves happiness. So be
happy, because if you don’t, who
will save the ones that aren’t?

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XxwittykittyxX
posted a quote
August 18, 2012 1:24am UTC

I dont always go on the internet.
But, when I do,
I go on
Witty

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XxwittykittyxX
posted a quote
August 18, 2012 1:29am UTC

Worst feeling ever #4
When your in the shower and, all of a sudden, you run out of warm water.

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XxwittykittyxX
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August 18, 2012 10:22pm UTC

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XxwittykittyxX
posted a quote
August 18, 2012 10:33pm UTC

Shopping for clothing.
Me: <walks in to store>
person #1 who works there: want some free cornpops?
Me: Umm, no thank you..
Me: <looking at clothing>
person #2 who works there: Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy!
Me:
person:
Me:
person: Im just kidding. But seriously you should get some free cornpops.
-true story.
If you dont know what cornpops are, they are a type of cerial.

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XxwittykittyxX
posted a quote
August 18, 2012 10:48pm UTC

I tried on a pair of jeans today.
I got 10$ off a shirt.
still wondering how that works.
Because, I didnt buy the jeans..
-true story.

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XxwittykittyxX
posted a quote
August 18, 2012 11:14pm UTC

A guys voice when he wakes up
is just about the sexiest thing
ever

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XxwittykittyxX
posted a quote
August 18, 2012 11:27pm UTC

Worst feeling ever #5
Wearing a strapless in gym class.

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XxwittykittyxX
posted a quote
August 18, 2012 11:50pm UTC

Its not that I hate you.
Although, if you were drowning, I'd probably through a rock.
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XxwittykittyxX
posted a quote
August 16, 2012 3:53am UTC

At the mall.
me: sees cute shirt.
me: looks at pricetag.
me: forces self to believe shirt is ugly.
me: puts shirt back.
salesperson: "May I help you?"
me: umm, Im just looking...
me: awkwardly walks away.
-Just me?

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XxwittykittyxX
posted a quote
August 13, 2012 9:11pm UTC

Security guards.
Either:
a) SUPER hot.
or
b) SUPER sized.

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XxwittykittyxX
posted a quote
August 16, 2012 1:01am UTC

First time getting a top quote
me: starts screaming.
me: runs down stairs screaming
me: almost at the point of hyperventilating.
me: phones friend "OMG I GOT A TOP QUOTE!!!!!!"
friend: thats cool... can I got to sleep now?
me: -_-
me: yaaaaaay!!!!
I started freaking out over my first top quote. And I'd just like to say
Thank you <3

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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