Friend:
Are you mad?
Me: no.
Friend:
Are you sure? You look mad.
Me: no, Im not mad.
Friend:
Are you positive your not mad?
Me: yes "Im positive" that Im not
mad.
Friend:
seriously, tell me whats wrong. I know you mad.
Me: IM NOT FU/CKING MAD LEAVE ME ALONE BEFORE I THROW A
POMEGRANITE AT YOUR FACE YOU ANNOYING PEASANT.
Friend:
I knew you were mad....
