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EmilyxLovesxU
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April 12, 2012 8:13pm UTC

*Actually Happened*
Teacher: If You Could Only Take 5 Things To An Island With You What Would They Be?
Me: ONE DIRECTION!!!
Teacher: What About Food?
Me : Niall Will Have That!!
Teacher: -__-

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toria_skax
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December 22, 2011 10:56pm UTC

Mom: You're grounded.
You: Psh, fine I don't care.
Mom: Fine then, give me your phone.
You: OMG, NOOOO! I'M SORRY MOMMY! I LOVE YOU!

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DamnnTaylerx
posted a quote
December 22, 2011 6:47pm UTC

stop acting like
a know it all, Because you do not know every little thing about me.
format by: h0peful

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lovedoesntexist1
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December 22, 2011 6:21pm UTC

Your life is pretty much over
when you lose your phone and its on silent.
/NMF\

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soccerloverx03x
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December 22, 2011 5:57pm UTC

That FML moment when you
hop into your bed, get under the covers, then relize you forgot to turn of the light

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
December 22, 2011 6:59pm UTC

Try to say the letter "M"
Without your lips touching
♥ if you actually tried it(:

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ColorMeeSamm
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November 27, 2011 7:41pm UTC

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
November 22, 2011 5:49pm UTC

Boyfriend:
"What would you do if you got into my bed?"
Girlfriend:
"Is it comfortable?"
Boyfriend:
"Yes;)"
Girlfriend:
"I'd sleep."

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Jade672
posted a quote
November 22, 2011 3:59pm UTC

WHEN YOUR MOM THINKS
You have a attitude but all you did was answer her question.

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idance
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November 22, 2011 5:25pm UTC

my mom doesn't understand that;
even though my room looks dirty to her,
I know where my things are.
-MILEY CYRUS. ♥

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xorachye143xo
posted a quote
August 25, 2011 11:48am UTC

wake up in the morning......
feeling like going back to sleep ♥

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cutie26119
posted a quote
August 11, 2011 12:30pm UTC

My Daily Needs-
Food- ..........▀ 5%
Water- ........▀ 1%
Sleep-.......... ▀ 4%
Internet-.... ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀ 90%

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cutie26119
posted a quote
August 19, 2011 5:36pm UTC

Places im planning to visit:
❒ Paris
❒ New York
❒ Rome
❒ Italy
❒ London
✔ KITCHEN, Im hungry

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nevergrowup89
posted a quote
August 22, 2011 6:15pm UTC

In the car with my dad.
*pass my old middle school*
Me: God, it still feels like I'm going back there.
Dad: I know. Big ol' freshman now, eh?
Me: Yeah, I'm kinda nervous.
Dad: Oh you got nothing to worry about.
Me: Yeah well-
Dad: Except boys. Boys are idiots.
Me: Dad, you ARE a boy.
Dad: Exactly. So I know what goes on in their head. Especially high school boys. They only have one thing on their minds-
Me: Dad!
Dad: -football. Haha, you thought we were gonna have the talk, didn't you?
Me: Oh my god, Dad. Never do that to me again.

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Rachel*
posted a quote
August 20, 2011 11:26pm UTC

Girl: "Will you go out with me?"
Boy: "No."
girl: "do you even know what i said?"
Boy: "Yeah."
Girl: "What did I say then?"
Boy: "Will you go out with me."
Girl: "Sure (;"

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sophiecanrawr
posted a quote
August 21, 2011 12:07am UTC

He kills me
but I could never
live without him
vicctorriaaax

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ggiafrate
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August 20, 2011 9:33am UTC

Click the { ♥}IF
If you hate sitting in the front of the class
lost in stereo - all time low

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