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  1. flashgurl123 flashgurl123
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2010 7:22am UTC
    BITE ME.
    I Dare You.


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  3. Aortts5 Aortts5
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2010 7:33am UTC
    if you want me , im in my room with a disease called heartbreak, don't bother to text .


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  5. DropDeadDaisy DropDeadDaisy
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2010 7:40am UTC
    So give me something to believe, 'cause I am living just to breathe.
    & I need something more to keep on breathing for.
    So give me something to believe.


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  7. hploverr hploverr
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2009 5:05pm UTC
    life is short
    so Scream like your on a roller coaster
    Laugh like its the funniest thing in the world
    Dance like nobody's watching
    Sing like your in the shower
    and Love like your heart was never broken

  8. funkyfunkyfresh funkyfunkyfresh
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2009 4:52am UTC
    Things u HAVE to do in a supa-market!!!
    1.Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
    2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
    3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
    4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
    " 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.
    5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layby.
    6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
    7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
    8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
    "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
    9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
    10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
    11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
    12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
    13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, leap out and say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
    14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the foetal position and scream..
    "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
    15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
    16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"
    hope you like it <3

  9. puddlebunny puddlebunny
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2009 6:31pm UTC
    if markers are toxic if inhaled
    why do they make
    scented markers?
    ( they're out to kill us )

  10. jayybabyyxoxo jayybabyyxoxo
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2009 3:57pm UTC
    Yes, I am proud to admit;
    •i will trip over lines.
    •i smile too often.
    •i laugh way too much.
    •i tell people when i gotta pee.
    •i say things at the wrong moments.
    •i walk into just about everything.
    •i love all the old Disney movies <3
    •i don’t want to grow up.
    •I’m not perfect..
    and i’m happy being myself. (: <3
    credit to whoever..i just changed some stuff

  11. OceanWavesxx OceanWavesxx
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2009 12:01am UTC
    & boys, if your mom
    still drives you to school,
    you're not a gangster.
    p u l l u p y o u r p a n t s

  12. Dreamless Dreamless
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2009 2:29pm UTC
    I just need a boy *
    to come up to me, give me a hug & say,
    "I'm so sorry that almost all of my gender sucks."

  13. joejonasx3love joejonasx3love
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2009 11:19pm UTC
    20 random and useless facts
    1.budweiser conditions the hair
    2.pam cooking spray will dry fingernail polish
    3.cool whip conditions your hair in 15 minutes
    4.put elmers glue on your face and let it dry, peel off and see the dead skin and blackheads
    5.want shiny hair, use brewed lipton tea
    6.sunburn? use a large jar of nestea in your bath water
    7.burn your tounge? put sugar on it
    8.bee stings-use meat tenderizer
    9.stinky feet? JELLO!
    10.peanut butter get scratches off cds...wipe off with coffee filter paper
    11.pam cooking spray removes paint from your hands
    12.heavy dandruff? pur on vinegar
    13.a slinky will hold toast.
    14.to keep glasses from fogging, use colgate toothpaste
    15.if you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would produce enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee
    16.banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour
    17.an ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain
    18.if you attempted to count to stars in a galaxy at a rate of one every second it would take around 3,000 years to count them all
    19.mel blanc, the voice of bugs bunny, is allergic to carrots
    20.cockroaches can live 9 days with out their heads

  14. meganspoppin meganspoppin
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2009 4:36pm UTC
    &&i hate it when;
    The waiter asks
    "Are you done with this?"
    [ when your plate is completely cleared ]
    "What I am supposed to eat, the plate?"
    minee but credit to whoeverr for the &&i hate it when.

  15. yourreverythingg_xoxx yourreverythingg_xoxx
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2009 11:26am UTC
    i don't understand,
    why do you just all of the
    sudden start to ignore me ?
    i don't know what i did to
    make it so you haven't
    talked to me in weeks and
    i really miss you . do you
    even remeberall the great
    times we had ? because to me ,
    it L|O|O|K|Slike you completely
    forgot . and i miss my best friend
    and i want her back . <|3

  16. lovelyXcrush09 lovelyXcrush09
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2009 4:02pm UTC
    My Mom Thinks // That
    W l T l F
    Means,
    wow l Thats l Funny

  17. rachaelloves3oh3 rachaelloves3oh3
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2009 6:17pm UTC
    So I put my hands up_*
    cough into them,
    &_ the pigs fly away
    I'm puking my brains out like yeaah
    I'm sneezing my eyes out, like yeaah
    I got my hands up,
    coughing in em
    I know im not okay
    It's the swine in the U.S.A.
    not mine.

  18. Softball_Chic_09 Softball_Chic_09
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2009 8:58pm UTC
    My Mom Gives Me The Best Advice #1
    "Yellow lights mean speed up, unless a cop is around.
    Then it means slow down."

  19. meggieb131 meggieb131
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2009 10:11am UTC
    Am I the only one that makes a quote
    then checks to see if I got any favorites/comments...
    1 minute, 2 minutes, 3 minutes, 4 minutes, 5 minutes, 6 minutes (etc.)...
    after?

  20. cheerbaby363 cheerbaby363
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2009 10:36am UTC
    some people say "i'll rearrange the alphabet so that
    U & I
    are next to each other but
    honey,
    take a look at the keyboard.

:)

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