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thatstoryyouneverknew
posted a quote
May 19, 2012 3:56pm UTC

Dear new clothes,
When i rip the tag off,
i expect the little plastic thing;
to come off too,
Sincerely
a n n o y e d,
and looking for the scissors.

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_to_the_kids_who
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 11:32pm UTC

Here's to the kids who
have ever texted laying down and dropped their phone on their face.
♥

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xlivelaughlove524x
posted a quote
August 8, 2012 8:26pm UTC

Girl: May I please use the restroom?
Teacher: Can you wait? This period is almost over.
Girl: Not for me it isn't.
^I saw this in a movie today, and I laughed so hard I cried.

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superfish12
posted a quote
May 5, 2012 9:32pm UTC

FaceBook is my friend,
YouTube is my voice,
Google is my brain,
Witty is my heart.

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snickerlover
posted a quote
April 14, 2012 9:10pm UTC

Here's To The Girls
Who have had their heart broken by a guy they never even dated...
-tumblr-

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sydkid123
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 2:05pm UTC

olympic gymnast: jumps 20 feet in the air, defies all the laws of physics, does 10 back flips, defeats voldemort, comes back down and lands perfectly on the balance beam while fireworks go off in the backround
me: falls on my face trying to put on socks

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
April 30, 2012 2:18pm UTC

I am the type of person
That will sit in the bathroom and cry,
But then walk out like nothing ever happened...

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
June 21, 2012 2:41pm UTC

Have you ever laid on your bed
at night and cried because you're not good enough?
Counted all your flaws and felt worse about yourself.
And just felt too ugly and alone...

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伤*
posted a quote
April 20, 2012 1:47pm UTC

Would you date someone who is fat?
Harry: i can't date someone who doesn't
exist
-OneDirection

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Joojoobees2011
posted a quote
April 20, 2012 6:30pm UTC

I wanna see what the most Popular age group on
Witty is,
Fave if you are 14 or younger
Comment if you are 15 or older
nmf

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
June 5, 2012 3:07pm UTC

I wonder
if anyone is secretly in love with me

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Sunny1703
posted a quote
July 15, 2012 3:18pm UTC

I bet there's going to be more teenagers;
at the premiere of Monsters Inc. 2 than little kids.

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Oliviaxo
posted a quote
June 30, 2012 10:07am UTC

Here's to the girls
that joined witty, BEFORE One Direction took over.
~
nmf

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Andreaxoxo
posted a quote
June 14, 2012 3:02pm UTC

I'm team Jacob.
Why? because I know what it's like to love someone and they don't love you back.

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wishicouldfindyou
posted a quote
April 25, 2012 6:07pm UTC

What type of mouse walks on two legs?
Idk, what?
nmf, followme(:
Micky Mouse. Now what type of duck walks on two legs?
Donald Duck?
nmf, followme(:
No, all ducks you idiot.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
May 4, 2012 3:11pm UTC

If Barbie was an actual woman, she would be 5’9” tall, have a 39” bust, an 18” waist, 33” hips and a size 3 shoe. Barbie calls this a “full figure” and likes her weight at 110 lbs. At 5’9” tall and weighing 110 lbs, Barbie would have a BMI of 16.24 and fit the weight criteria for anorexia. She likely would not menstruate. If Barbie was a real woman, she’d have to walk on all fours due to her proportions. Slumber Party Barbie was introduced in 1965 and came with a bathroom scale permanently set at 110 lbs with a book entitled “How to Lose Weight” with directions inside stating simply “Don’t eat.”

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gwenythadele
posted a quote
June 4, 2012 8:31pm UTC

Me: *breathes*
Mom: EXCUSE ME?
Me: What?
Mom: I don't like your additude.
Me: But I--
Mom: Don't you dare talk back to me young lady.
Me: Okay.
Mom: One more word out of you and I'm grounding you for a month.
Me:
Mom:
Me:
Mom:
Me:
Mom:
Me: *blinks*
Mom: That's it. Give me your phone.

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thatswutshesaid
posted a quote
May 2, 2012 6:03pm UTC

True story; (worth the read)
Today when I was waiting in line at the store with my Mom, a little girl pointed at me and whispered to her mom, "What are those scars from on her? And why doesn't she have as much hair as I do? What's that thing on her head?"
The mom turned to her and said "Sophie, that girl is probably one of the strongest people you will meet. She has a disease and to cure it she has to take a form of medicine that makes her hair fall out. She's no different than me, or you. She's probably been through much more than she deserves. And.."
The little girl stopped her from talking and ran over to me.
She handed me a chocolate bar and said "I'm sorry you had to go through this."
She took off my bandana and she said "Walk around like that. You're much prettier." Then she smiled and hugged me. I hugged her back with tears in my eyes and thanked her.
Then she walked away.
I can't stop crying. There are still good people in the world.

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xstaybeautiful
posted a quote
July 28, 2012 9:18pm UTC

click to see this quote

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j3susfr3ak
posted a quote
April 12, 2012 3:24pm UTC

LETS PLAY YES OR NO.
RULES: You can only say yes once & no once.
Are you beautiful _____... Are you lying? ____.
Just some inspirational quotes to make your day(:
Format by Sandrasaurus

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