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  1. warningboy15 warningboy15
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 2:00pm UTC
    IM SINGLE AND READY TO MINGLE ;P fav if u r too lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


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  3. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
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    January 23, 2013 7:35pm UTC
    if you think that lesbians are disgusting but gay guys are really adorable or vice versa then i probably want to set you on fire.


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  6. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
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    January 23, 2013 7:52pm UTC
    "I was a big liar when I was a child. I lied about everything. I think partly I just wanted to one-up somebody... like somebody would be like 'ahhh god, my leg hurts!' and I'd be like, 'your leg hurts? I'm getting mine amputated next week.' "
    - Jennifer Lawrence

  7. allyluvu allyluvu
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2013 4:32pm UTC
    A thirteen year old girl
    from Ireland
    committed suicide a few months ago.
    She was bullied on ask.fm. In English today we were talking about media. The topic of social network sites came up. Someone mentioned ask.fm and we all remembered the 13 year old girl. While the teacher was getting some slide show ready, me and 2 other people talked about the girl. This is how our conversation went...
    Girl: She could have just deleted the messages she got. She didn't need to kill herself over it.
    Boy: It was too late by then. It was probably stuck in her head.
    Girl: Yeah, but it was kind of a stupid thing to do.
    Boy: But she was only thirteen. She might have panicked or something.
    Girl: Exactly. She was thirteen. She can't be suicidal at thirteen.
    Boy: Well, she was.
    Girl: Like, how bad could the things that people were saying be? That couldn't be bad enough that you'd want to kill yourself?
    To which, I replied with....
    "It's weird that you should think that. When I was ten you started bullying me. When I was twelve you spread it all over facebook. When I was thirteen, it got so bad that I tried committing suicide many times. It didn't work, and the bullying died down for a bit. The bullying restarted again this year. This time it's all over facebook and ask.fm. Less than a week ago I attempted suicide again because of you. And now you're sitting here, telling me that a thirteen year old girl cannot be suicidal at such a young age, when you were the reason I was suicidal at eleven.How can you sit there talking about this when you are the cause of so much pain?"
    The boy in the conversation was the girls boyfriend and hedumped her - he had no idea she did this to me.
    That boy told me I was beautiful and that his girlfriend - ex girlfriend - was jealous.
    Today, I was braver than ever before. I overcame a big fear of mine - I stood up to my bully.
    I guess the bullying won't stop, but I'm not going to take it anymore.

  8. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2013 11:45am UTC
    Do you ever wonder
    if when you're in public girls you've never met look at you and go "Wow, I wish I was as pretty as her." or if random guys think "Dang, I wish I knew her."
    Do you ever wonder
    if strangers look at you and think you're absolutely perfect?


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  10. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
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    January 18, 2013 1:36am UTC
    skinny friend: omg i'm so fat, i need to go on a diet.
    me:
    me:
    me: i am whale
    me: hear me roar
    me: *inhales five cheeseburgers*

  11. taylorday7 taylorday7
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2013 8:59pm UTC
    Last night at Texas Roadhouse while I was working a little old man comes up to me.
    I ask: "how many?"
    And he goes: "Just one old geezer and the most beautiful woman in the world."
    An old woman comes hobbling in on a cane after him and he goes: "Look at her. 50 years of marriage and she still takes my breath away."
    I want that someday.

  12. pearsareawsome pearsareawsome
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2013 10:53pm UTC
    That really cute
    moment when his voice cracks when hes talking to you and he gets all embarrassed
    about it

  13. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2013 9:54pm UTC
    When you realize
    Honey Boo Boo's mom is only 33.
    o_O


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  15. lollipopx3 lollipopx3
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2013 8:42pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  16. Tucker_Mo Tucker_Mo
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    January 4, 2013 12:34am UTC
    Yes, I'm a guy.
    I just got on here because my friend's girlfriend has a Witty and was talking about it, so I decided to check it out and the girls on here seem so real and down to earth. I need a break away from all the fake and trashy girls around my town and I need to meet some funny, classy girls. Just someone I can talk and vent to, with no strings attached.
    *Que the "You're fake!" comments*
    If you think I'm fake, I'll be more than happy to give you my Kik, Voxer, or number just to clear things up. Thanks!

  17. Beautiful_mystery Beautiful_mystery
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2013 9:35pm UTC
    Guy: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
    Me: No, but I did scrape my knees when crawling up from hell.

  18. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2013 9:40pm UTC
    palm
    thumb
    point
    middle
    ring
    pink
    Please high five me through the means of internet communication
    fave if your hand is against the screen
    format by Breeze

  19. neonpandaninja neonpandaninja
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2013 8:21pm UTC
    For every like I get...
    I will write a paragraph about what I think of you on your profile.
    & I'll be brutally honest.
    Brutally honest doesn't mean rude tho. You'll see what I mean.
    & before each paragraph, I will read your quotes, bio and whatever else so I can get a sense of what I think of you before I write it.
    I will do them all.
    Alright, like away ! :)

  20. lollipopx3 lollipopx3
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    December 31, 2012 6:49pm UTC
    trouble
    Chapter 39
    "Scarlet." I knocked on Scarlet's bedroom door.
    I heard muffling cries from the other side of the door, as I slowly wrenched the doorknob.
    I bit on my lower lip, as Scarlet looked up at me from her bedsheets with bloodshot eyes.
    "What are you doing here?" her voice was croaky.
    I closed the door behind me, cautiously walking towards Scarlet, who looked completely exhausted.
    "I wanted to check up on you." I said, sitting on the edge of her bed. "That, and because you haven't been answering any of my calls."
    Scarlet closed her eyes, letting out a deep breath of air.
    I noticed that her gaze was somewhere focused on the ground, as I followed her stare.
    I saw her phone shattered into pieces, her favorite pink phone case cracked in half.
    "I got tired of everyone calling and texting me about what they heard in school." Scarlet muttered.
    I let out a deep sigh, my heart almost breaking at the sight of someone who used to be so close to me, completely broken.
    "So, have you been throwing up a lot lately?" I asked.
    A small smile suddenly appeared on Scarlet's dry lips, as she nodded weakly.
    "Oh, tons." she chuckled.
    "What does your mom think about all this?" I asked, plucking a loose strand of thread from her blankets.
    "She knows." Scarlet licked her lips. "We've been trying to find a way to tell dad, though."
    I nodded slowly, remembering how Scarlet's parents are divorced.
    While Scarlet's mother was more relaxed and caring, her father was the opposite.
    If he ever found out that Scarlet was pregnant, he would kill the baby's father first.
    Then, possibly, he would kill the baby as well.
    As far as I remembered, he was cold and heartless.
    "That reminds me," I paused, "who is the baby daddy?"
    Scarlet turned towards me, her eyes weak and tired.
    "It's not Travis, if you were wondering." Scarlet said.
    My eyes snapped towards her, as my cheeks turned flaming red. "I-I know."
    Scarlet chuckled, before shaking her head. "Don't let him go, Riley. Throughout my years knowing you, I've never seen a guy make you happy before until Travis came along."
    I stared at her, before a faint smile appeared on my face."You mean that, Scar?"
    Scarlet nodded, smiling. "I mean it. And I'm sorry for trying to sabotage you guys. I was just jealous." she breathed. "You don't hate me, right?"
    I closed my eyes, before shaking my head with a laugh. "I could never hate you, no matter what you do to me."
    Scarlet laughed, before sighing. "Riley?"
    "Yes?"
    "I think Lola's boyfriend is my baby's father."

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