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Cruehead98
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October 16, 2012 4:56pm UTC

it's all fun and games
until someone insults your favorite band.

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lovecrazy
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October 16, 2012 6:08pm UTC

They say "When nothing goes right, go left."
Well, I've been going left for so long that I feel like I'm a NASCAR driver..

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ilovepenguins46
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October 16, 2012 5:38pm UTC

My whole life I thought air was free..
until I bought a bag of chips.

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lovecrazy
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October 16, 2012 2:40pm UTC

Maybe I'm like fall,
I'll be beautiful when I'm dead. ♥
nmf/ my quote

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WeAreTheBoys
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October 16, 2012 2:17pm UTC

I asked my mate, "What would you do if you were locked in the car with a hammer?"
"Break the window," he replied.
I said, "Really? I'd probably just unlock the door..."

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BrookieeCookiee
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October 16, 2012 4:06pm UTC

So today in science,
we got put into groups
So I was secretly hoping I
would be put into this really cute
boys group. Guess who got
her wish?
♥
THIS GIRL.
nmf(:

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Bravosierra*
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October 16, 2012 2:51pm UTC

Sweetie , you're gorgeous .
Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

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Eli22b
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October 16, 2012 6:57pm UTC

*To-do list*
Become a teacher
whenever someone answers a question right, say "5 points to gryffindor"
anytime a student is tapping their pencil or pen, chuck it out the window
scare the sh/t outa students mondays by saying "time to present your projects" when there aren't any
pair up partners by who has a crush on who
whenever I see students in public, stop them and make them answer a question
whenever I see students parents, tell them they are doing a fabulous job just to embaress them
make sure to have students reveiw by answer questions in a british accent
go in one day and pretend I can't hear a word they are saying, and watch as they all start yelling trying to make me hear them

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LolSoTrueQuotes
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October 16, 2012 7:41pm UTC

Lol So True: #161
That mini heart attack you get when your teacher calls your name and you're not paying attention.
lolsotrue.com

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ThatsSoMeee
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October 16, 2012 4:18pm UTC

Developing feelings
for your bestfriend.
How do you handle your emotions
when you’re with your bestfriend
and you have feelings for them?
It’s honestly the most difficult thing to do.
How do you act as if you don’t have those sort of feelings
when they’re being so touchy, flirty,
or maybe it’s just all in our head that they’re being “flirty.”
Having feelings for your bestfriend
and not being able to tell them,
is so painful.

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MyMindBook
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October 16, 2012 5:00pm UTC

Bikinis expose 90% of a woman's body.
But men are SO classy that they only look at the 10% that is covered.
True Story.

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Bravosierra*
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October 16, 2012 2:54pm UTC

When I was younger .
I'd always tell my dad how many friends I had.
I should of listened to him when he told me that I'd only need 1 or 2 friends in my life .
It would of saved me a lot of time and tears.

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