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  1. dave franco* dave franco*
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2011 9:03am UTC
    " I t ' s s o h o t i n h e r e "
    " O h s o r r y , w a n t m e t o l e a v e "

  2. Rachel* Rachel*
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2011 4:00pm UTC
    teenage years.
    the best and worst times of your life.

  3. glitterfriends glitterfriends
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2011 9:25am UTC
    *Girl to girl*: "You look pretty!" "Ahwww thanks, so do you!"
    *Guy to guy*:
    "You look handsome."
    "Dude, are you gay?

  4. KimberlyluvsU KimberlyluvsU
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2011 10:21am UTC
    Dear 4th graders on facebook,
    How are you in a complicated relationship? What’d he do, steal your animal crackers?

  5. pigglywiggly pigglywiggly
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2011 9:06am UTC
    nmf
    My eight year old sister's advice on boys:
    Me: What do you do when you like a boy?
    My Sister: You tell him.
    Me: And if he doesn't like you?
    My Sister: You kill him.
    ♥♥♥

  6. antus_girl antus_girl
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    July 24, 2011 10:45am UTC
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  7. letmelive letmelive
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2011 1:30pm UTC
    Color's Survey
    RED
    Are you currently mad at someone?: nahh
    Which of your friends has the worst temper?angela
    Have you ever thrown something at anyone? yesss
    Does your face turn red when you are angry?nope my eyes water
    When you are mad do you prefer to stare angrily or yell/scream?: both depending on how mad
    ORANGE
    Has anyone ever thrown you a suprise party? nope
    Are you easily excited? sortaa
    What event is coming up that your most excited about?none
    Which of your friends is most excitable?: Marisssssssssssa!
    If you won a million dollars what would be your first thought?:Holy crap i have a million $
    If you could have anything right now what would it be?my bestfriend to tlk to me
    YELLOW
    NAME? Meg
    Where were you born? a spot on the earth.
    What's your main goal in life? e happy
    Do you want to have children? yeah,.
    How do you want to die? peacefully ...
    GREEN
    Do you like this color? yeah.
    Gay Marriage? go forr it love is love
    Lowering the drinking age? doesnt matter. eveery1 drinks anyway.
    Capital Punishment? Errr wats tht
    Abortion? Nopee.
    Recycling? yeah
    BLUE
    What was your latest dream? me and my sissters friend in the pool ..we both liked eachother but i said i couldnt like him cause my sis does.. LOL WIERD
    Which of your friends do you dream about the most? steven
    Have any of your dreams come true? naaa
    Do you usually remember your dreams?sometimes.
    What was the weirdest dream you've ever had? No ideaaa.
    PURPLE
    Straight, Gay, Bi? straightt
    Do you have a bf/gf? nopeee.
    Do you have a crush?si i do
    Who is the best "hugger" that you know? Steven!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but we dnt hug anymore..
    Do you believe in love at first sight?Nah
    Have you ever been in love?nopeeeeeeeeee; ive loved someone wasnt inlove with them

  8. Lucas Lucas
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2011 4:55pm UTC
    If you had a girlfriend how would you treat her?
    Touch her waist. Actually talk to her.
    Share secrets with her. Give her 1 of my sweatshirts.
    Kiss her slowly. Hug her.
    Hold her. Laugh with her.
    Invite her everywhere. Hangout with her and my friends together.
    Smile with her. Take pictures with her.
    Pull her onto my lap. When she says she loves me more, i would deny it.
    Always hug her and say hi whenever i see her. Kiss her unexpectedly.
    Hug her from behind around the waist. Tell her she's beautiful.
    Tell her the way i feel about her. Open doors for her.
    Tell her she's my everything. Make her feel loved.
    Kiss her in front of OTHER girls i know.
    Take her ANYWHERE she wants. Text messege or call her in the morning and tell her have a good day at school, and how much i MISS her.
    Be there for her when ever she needs me, & even when she doesn't need me, just ill be there so she'll know that she can ALWAYS count on me.
    Hold her close when she's cold.
    While in the movies, put my arm around her and then she will automatically put her head on my shoulder, then lean in and tilt her chin up and kiss her LIGHTLY.
    When people DISS her, stand up for her.
    Look deep into her EYES and tell her i love her.
    Lay down under the STARS and put her head on my chest so we can cuddle.
    When walking next to each other grab her HAND.
    When i hug her HOLD her in my arms as long as possible.
    Call or text her EVERY night to wish her SWEET DREAMS.
    COMFORT her when she cries and wipe away her tears.
    Take her for LONG walks at night.
    ALWAYS remind her how much i love her.
    Sit on top of her and tell her how much i love her and then bend down to her face and kiss her while sitting on her.
    If her hair is in her face move it out of her face and then kiss her gently.
    Surprisingly sneak up on her and hug her from behind.
    Kiss her in the rain. Pick her up like in The Notebook and kiss her.
    Slow dance with no music. Love her, kiss her, hold her.

  9. lollipopx3 lollipopx3
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    May 10, 2011 5:44pm UTC
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  10. lollipopx3 lollipopx3
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2011 8:24pm UTC
    the different side
    Chapter 32
    Two Years Later:
    "Adam, can you put this box in my trunk?" I asked, handing Adam a box full of stuff I needed for college.
    "Alright, babe." he smiled, lifting the box as if it was a feather.
    Let me fill you in on what happened in the past two years.
    Eric and I were madly in love. We never got bored of each other, but we knew we had to break up before college started. We both knew inside our hearts that long distance relationships would never work. So, we broke up 5 months ago, in the ending of senior year.
    Don't get me wrong, I did cry, but it was for the best for both of us.
    We were still friends, but we didn't talk that much. A simple wave while walking across the hallways was the only action we got.
    Yes, it was killing me, since he was the first guy I ever loved. But, I had to move on eventually.
    So, I found Adam at a club with Alyssa, Casey, and Garry.
    We've been dating for 2 months now. Yes, I like Adam, but not love. I only love Eric, and I always will.
    "Crystal, anything else?" he asked me as he came up the stairs again.
    "Yeah, one last thing." I said digging through my closet.
    I handed him my suitcase, containing the clothes I would need for college.
    "Ah, this thing is so heavy." he whined.
    "But, for me, right?" I smiled, giving him my puppy dog eyes.
    "Of course." he winked, and carried my suitcase downstairs to my car.
    I looked in the back of my closet, just in case I was forgetting something.
    That's when I saw it. I saw the light pink scale I use to weigh myself with when I was anorexic.
    I took in a deep breath, and stepped on the scale.
    0 lbs. The scale was definitely broken.
    I tossed the broken scale at the back of my closet when I heard Adam coming up the stairs. He never knew about my secret.
    While Eric, I told him everything. He told me everything, too.
    "Is that it? Or should we get going?" Adam asked.
    "Wait in the car. I need to say bye to my neighbors first." I said.
    Yes, Eric was still my neighbor. Occasionally, when I couldn't sleep, I would throw something at his window, and we'd talk until 4 in the morning.
    Adam nodded, and sat in the car to wait.
    I walked over to the Chamber's house, and rang the doorbell.
    Eric's mother opened the door, and she smiled.
    "Oh Crystal! Hi! I haven't seen you in ages." Mrs. Chambers smiled hugging me.
    "Hi Mrs. Chambers. I just came by to say goodbye." I explained.
    "Bye?" she asked.
    "Yeah. I'm leaving off to college." I smiled.
    "Aw! Honey! Be sure to come and visit. Would you like to say goodbye to Eric?" she asked, beaming.
    "Yeah." I nodded.
    She went upstairs, and a moment later, Eric came down.
    He looked a little bit shocked to see me, but he smiled.
    "Hey." I said.
    "Um, hey. Crystal, what are you doing here?" he asked in confusion.
    "To say bye. I'm leaving to college." I said.
    He looked a bit disappointed. "Oh, well, I'm going to miss you."
    "Same here." I said, trying not to look in his eyes.
    I knew if I did, I would break out crying.
    "Well, I guess this is goodbye." he mumbled.
    I bit my lip. "Yep. One last time."
    He wrapped his arms around me the same way he did two years ago.
    "Bye, Crystal. Be safe." he whispered.
    "Bye, Eric." I said as a tear tell down my left eye.
    He rubbed my back, and breathed, "Don't cry. You should be happy."
    "I'm going to miss you." I muffled in his chest.
    He pulled away, and held my left arm up.
    He smiled when he saw that I was still wearing the charm bracelet he got me at homecoming.
    He pecked me on the cheek, and said bye once again.
    I felt a spark where his lips touched my right cheek, and I wanted to run back in his arms again, but it was too late.
    Truth be told, I love Eric. I never stopped, and I never will.
    He was the only person who ever sat the different side of me.
    the end.

  11. ilovehimwithallmyheart ilovehimwithallmyheart
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2011 9:23pm UTC
    ATTENTION WITTIANS;
    please read this, it will take you only a few seconds, please.*
    go to TEARSANDSMILES profile and take seconds to favorite the quote for her mom to quit smoking, she's doing so well, and it means so much to her, please do it. her goal is five hundred faves, WITTY GIRLS do your sister a favor she would do one for you.<3 thankyou. ;*

  12. bitchofwitty bitchofwitty
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    June 21, 2011 2:31pm UTC
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  13. lovelovelovelove lovelovelovelove
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2011 12:43pm UTC
    As we grow up;
    We learn that even the person-
    that wasn't supposed to ever let you down, proberbly will.
    You will have your heart broken more then once;
    and it gets harder everytime.
    You break hearts too, so remember what it felt like-
    when you got your heart broken.
    You'll fight with your best friend.
    You'll blame an new love for the things the one did.
    You will cry- because time is passing too fast;
    And you'll eventually loose someone you love.
    So take too many pictures, laugh too much,
    and love like you've never hurt because-
    every 60 seconds you spend upset;
    Is a minute of happiness you never get back. ♥

  14. leavingthelove leavingthelove
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2011 4:41pm UTC
    That one boy
    you would marry
    anytime,anywhere.♥

  15. TheTruthIsYoursxo TheTruthIsYoursxo
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2011 3:51pm UTC
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  16. MusicIsLifexoxo MusicIsLifexoxo
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2011 12:16pm UTC
    She puts on her make up and fixes her hair
    gets dressed and pretend as though it was any other normal morning.
    She walks into school, wearing that fake smile and pretending as if nothing
    is wrong. During the day she sees him but she walks on, never looking back.
    But after school when she's in the hallway alone she'll sit down and cry.
    Because she knows she just can't lie to herself anymore

  17. leavingthelove leavingthelove
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2011 3:01pm UTC
    That one friend
    that makes you pee your pants
    every time they open their mouth.♥

  18. idance idance
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2011 12:18pm UTC
    karma's a {b i t c h ,} and {s o a m i .}
    -pretty little liars.♥

  19. MusicIsLifexoxo MusicIsLifexoxo
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2011 3:35pm UTC
    listen up, girlies;♥
    if *he* doesn't like you just the way you are,
    he's sure as hell not worth your attention. maybe
    he's looking for "that kind of girl." that certainly
    doesn't mean you should become her. don't forget,
    we're in our teenage years; we're supposed to have
    fun and party, not find our husband. just because
    your major crush doesn't like you back, or your
    "perfect boyfriend" just broke up with you, doesn't
    mean your life's over, no matter how much it seems
    like it is now. you have a whole life ahead of you to
    live; many places to go, opportunities to seize, and
    people to meet. so go wild, be crazy, laugh uncontrollably,
    get into trouble, and have fun on the way.
    but most importantly? be you. (:

  20. MyHomiesBeKrunk MyHomiesBeKrunk
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2011 3:52pm UTC
    Ho w d o w e s a y o u r g oo d b y e s ?
    Do we laugh or cry? ♥

:)

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