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Penguin848
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June 10, 2012 9:51am UTC

Expectation:
Girl: I'm Cold
Boy: *Gives jacket* Warm now?
Girl: Yeah :)
Reality:
Girl: I'm Cold
Boy: You should have brought a coat.

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CrazyBitchShan
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June 10, 2012 9:52am UTC

B*tch Please,
I can remove 90% of your face with
wet kleenex...♥
aFormat by Sandrasaurus

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henrythebeast
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June 10, 2012 9:43am UTC

Google
You use it everyday
But i bet you can't remember the order of its colours.

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brianamae
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May 14, 2012 4:50pm UTC

WELCOMEto the Karma Cafe. There are no menus you get served what you deserve.
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Passion_For_1D2443
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May 14, 2012 4:20pm UTC

Guess what guys? I had my first kiss today. ♥

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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NeverForgetYourBeauty
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May 12, 2012 10:22am UTC

We all have that friend
who always gets the guy
who always looks pretty
who always gets good grades
who always has someone to text
who always has someone crushing on her
who outshines you

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Jezabella
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May 12, 2012 3:53pm UTC

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You thought this was an ad and scrolled over it didnt you?

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biamontet1
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May 11, 2012 12:51pm UTC

*if i was a doctor*
Hot guy: I sprianed my wrist.
Me: Okay, take off your underwear.

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MollyKate77
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May 11, 2012 10:41am UTC

when i die,
My last words will me
"i hid a million dollars in the-"
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smiling_browneyes
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May 11, 2012 3:35pm UTC


nahnahnahnahnahnahnah
Lucyfacex,yo!
wooooooooooyieeeeeeeeww
pepepepeppepepepepeppieeww
Cop: "Anything you say can
and will be held against you."
Me: "*Him*"
♥

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