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Penguin848

1. Penguin848
   posted a quote
   July 19, 2012 5:37am UTC
   A teenager: Somebody who is well prepared for a zombie attack,but not for tomorrow's math test.
   
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2. Penguin848
   posted a quote
   July 19, 2012 5:35am UTC
   Mom: You're becoming fat.
   Me: Actually, heat makes things expand, so I don't have a weight problem, I'm just HOT.
   blacklace
   
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3. Penguin848
   posted a quote
   July 19, 2012 5:32am UTC
   Admit it. This is how we say our conversations:
   "I was like- Then she was like- Then I was like- And she was like."
   
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4. Penguin848
   posted a quote
   July 19, 2012 5:30am UTC
   *Texting my friend*
   Her: H3y w@ts r0ng?
   Me: Obviously your education.
   blacklace
   
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5. Penguin848
   posted a quote
   July 19, 2012 5:23am UTC
   Girls fall in love with
   what they hear
   Boys fall in love with
   what they see
   Thats why girls wear make-up
   and boys lie
   
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6. Penguin848
   posted a quote
   July 17, 2012 9:34am UTC
   I can't take this long distance relationship anymore..
   Fridge, you're coming to my room.
   
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7. Penguin848
   posted a quote
   July 2, 2012 1:53pm UTC
   Pffftt' I have a boyfriend!!
   He's just really good at playing hide && seek! ♥
   Format by Sandrasaurus
   
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8. Penguin848
   posted a quote
   June 10, 2012 9:51am UTC
   Expectation:
   Girl: I'm Cold
   Boy: *Gives jacket* Warm now?
   Girl: Yeah :)
   Reality:
   Girl: I'm Cold
   Boy: You should have brought a coat.
   
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9. Penguin848
   posted a quote
   June 10, 2012 9:45am UTC
   We all have a moment.
   Yours is just waiting for the right time.
   
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10. Penguin848
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2012 9:43am UTC
    There's no better feeling than makingsomebody smile.
    -Miley Cyrus
    
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11. Penguin848
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2012 5:58am UTC
    Rich Person: Can I have a million dollars?
    Daddy: Sure! Tell me if you need any more!
    Me: Dad can I have one dollar?
    Dad: No.
    
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12. Penguin848
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 12:10pm UTC
    What Is Love? ♥
    Damn. I've got that song stuck in my head again
    
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13. Penguin848
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2012 12:56pm UTC
    I Feel As If Nobody
    Would Care
    If I died
    Right Now
    
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14. Penguin848
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2012 12:53pm UTC
    Comment the name of your favorite song and add "In Bed" at the end.
    e.g, "Beautiful Sinners In Bed" or "Gotta Be You In Bed"
    
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15. Penguin848
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 9:03am UTC
    ♥and I'll write your fortune...
    Promise <3
    And don't worry it'll be a good one x
    
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16. Penguin848
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 8:55am UTC
    Me: So how are you?
    Friend: Good
    Me:
    Friend:
    Me:
    Friend:
    Me:Don't you have anything you wanna ask me back?
    
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17. Penguin848
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2012 8:56am UTC
    Did you know..
    That the Japanese have invented a bra with built in ice packs so women
    can stay cool in the summer?!
    
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18. Penguin848
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2012 8:09am UTC
    DON'T
    HOVER
    OVER THIS
    QUOTE!!
    
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19. Penguin848
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 2:04pm UTC
    & Who Else
    has realised that there are no more quotes about
    The Hunger Games..?
    )
    
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20. Penguin848
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 1:48pm UTC
    & Who Else Remembers where
    OH SNAP!
    came from?
    
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