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  1. sayheyilyx sayheyilyx
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2011 9:04pm UTC
    This is BrandonCyrus.
    (-.-)
    /█\
    ||
    How many slaps can he get?
    1 FAVE = 1 Slap
    AlreadyGone 's Quote.[:

  2. Panderrrlovaa307 Panderrrlovaa307
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2011 7:11pm UTC
    fave if you hate ur handwriting.

  3. nssassychick nssassychick
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2011 6:46am UTC
    Admit it;
    You've all put your first name and your crushes last name together to see if it would sound right when you get married♥
    nmf

  4. xxfartxx xxfartxx
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2011 3:53pm UTC
    Sexually rubbing the wall
    to find th light switch

  5. dubesbabe06 dubesbabe06
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2011 4:53pm UTC
    Today at Target,
    A little boy said to his dad, "daddy can you please stop hurting me? it really hurts!" The dad said, "well we dont get to pick our children do we? so shut the f**k up." Then the dad kicked him and he ran into my arms. He said "can you be my new mommy and daddy? my daddy hurts me!" I said "id love to but i dont think i can. dont worry hun things will get better." then i hugged him and told him to pick out whatever he wanted and id buy it for him. I started yelling at his dad and it turns out he really didnt know why he was doing that. He told me he would stop.
    I JUST SAVED A LIFE

  6. _ForgettingYou_ _ForgettingYou_
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2011 4:56pm UTC
    Who else wonders
    What a Krabby Pattie
    Tastes Like.

  7. Autumn4ever Autumn4ever
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2011 4:07pm UTC
    [♥] fave
    and ill write a name that sounds good with yours on your profile.
    not for faves.
    i will do them all.

  8. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
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    December 12, 2011 7:07pm UTC
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  9. Lorcan Lorcan
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 11:45am UTC
    i'm not attention-seeking. i'm venting. that's what witty is for.

  10. Lorcan Lorcan
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 1:02pm UTC
    Read my lips..
    I'm not okay.

  11. Lorcan Lorcan
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2011 11:39am UTC
    I was thinking about telling you,
    I was in love, I was in love with you
    I'm in love with you.

  12. Lorcan Lorcan
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2011 12:03pm UTC
    Someone asked me the other day if my glass was half empty or half full. I was going to say it's empty, but that's not completely true. My life isn't void and I have my happy moments, but they usally just seem to disappear, or get worse. So, my glass is cracked. Yes - cracked. It gets filled up with happiness and hope, but it always ends up escaping my grasp. It always ends up emptying out. It will never be full because it's always leaking; and one day, it will be thrown away, because no one wants a broken glass.

  13. DamnAllTheseBeautifulGirls DamnAllTheseBeautifulGirls
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 9:57pm UTC
    House Party!.
    Put Your iPod on Shuffle & Answer These Questions!
    1. How does the world see you? Hello, Goodbye.
    2. What do you parents think of you? Big Time Rush.
    3. What do you feel like right now? Broken Open. (Legit. Lmfao.)
    4. What should you do tomorrow? Science Fiction Double Feature.
    5. What will the upcoming week be like for you? Crawling.
    6. Will you have a happy life? In The End.
    7. How will you die? D.I.N.O.$.A.U.R
    8. Will you ever find the boy/girl of your dreams? Like A Prayer.
    9. What should you do with your life? It Will Rain.
    10. What will summer '12 be like for you? Funhouse.
    11. Your opinion on yourself now: Bad Romance.
    12. The way your best friends see you: Cooler Than Me. (HAH.)
    13. One thing the world doesn't really need? Sassafras Roots.
    14. What does your life mean? Theres A Light.
    15. Your opinion on yourself in the future: Bad Influence.
    16. What will next year be like for you? Taking Chances.
    17. What should you be doing right now? Dancing With Myself. (lol!)
    18. What does the boy you like think of you? Sexy & I Know It.
    19. Will your dream/ wish(es) ever come true? Yes. (Loll!, i can't believe that. xD -its a song by LMFAO.)
    20. What are you really like? Just In Love.
    21. What will the title to this quote be for you? House Party

  14. DamnAllTheseBeautifulGirls DamnAllTheseBeautifulGirls
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 10:02pm UTC
    Mirror,
    Mirror,
    On The Wall,
    Who's The Most
    Pathetic
    Of Them All?
    The Girl Who Cuts?
    The Girl Who Crys?
    The Girl With The Eye-Lined Eyes?
    Mirror,
    Mirror,
    Can't You See?
    Our Self Respect
    Was Ruined,
    By Society.
    (c) PaperLung

  15. gymnastics_gal123 gymnastics_gal123
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 9:37pm UTC
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  16. Lorcan Lorcan
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2011 2:54pm UTC
    1
    I HAVE FRIENDS! ♥

  17. taytayx311 taytayx311
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 12:27am UTC
    Our phones fall,we panic.
    Our friends fall, we laugh.

  18. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
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    December 10, 2011 9:14pm UTC
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  19. HopelesslyFaithful HopelesslyFaithful
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2011 4:35pm UTC
    forever...
    when I said best friends forever, this wasn't what I meant
    chapter 6: paranormal activity
    "Mila, calm down." Max said.
    "But..." I scrunch my nose up and narrow my eyes.
    "But nothing." Max says. He tosses my shoes to the side of the river and tosses his own after them. I pull off my dress and he pulls off his shorts. I hold his hand.
    "One, two, three!"
    We jump into the water, its cold and it moves fast pulling us along. We reach the shallow part of the river.
    I remember that night in the woods, when Caitlyn and I waded through this part of the river to get home.
    I freeze. The current has completely stopped. Nothing around us is moving and the sound of the flowing water is gone.
    "What...?" Max asks. He climbs onto the shore, his boxers clinging to his thighs. I climb out after him.
    The second we turn away, the river starts moving again.
    "What's going on?" Max asks. He realizes that I don't know.
    This is crazy.
    "Let's go back." I urge.
    "Not yet." Max says. He takes my hands and pulls me along the river. Whenever he stopped walking, the river stopped.
    "No way." He said. This wasn't happening. This was a dream.
    "Let's leave, Max." I say. Max nods and we run as fast as we can. I don't realize it until we've stopped moving, but I'm crying.
    "Hey, Mila, it's okay." Max said. He pulls his shorts back on and tosses me my shoes.
    I glance back at the river.
    Everything's normal.
    Author's note: :)

  20. warner101 warner101
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2011 7:23pm UTC
    fave this&i'll write a boys name on your profile
    ps not doing this for faves, just want to brighten someone's day

:)

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