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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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kayleenfluffy
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April 1, 2013 7:30pm UTC

Whats the difference between you and a calender? A calender has dates :D

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Ohaiiturtlesarecool
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April 6, 2013 6:20am UTC

he met you.
he got your number.
he started talking to you.
he got to know you.
he became your friend.
he started to like you.
he loved talking to you.
he started to chase you.
he wanted to spend time with you.
he started missing you.
he made you fall.
he wanted you.
he got in with you.
he became more then a friend.
he finally got you.
he fell inlove with you.
he couldn't stop talking to you.
he loved being around you.
he started acting different,
he seemed more distant.
he ra.ped you.
he is a sloth.

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Ohaiiturtlesarecool
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April 6, 2013 9:50pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
You may have a hot body
but i have a hot bucket of fried chicken
so who's the real winner here.

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BlueEyedNobody
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April 21, 2013 3:36pm UTC

Oh my God,
I'm so sorry,
Did my back hurt your knife?

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Jamie_x_Lynn
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April 29, 2013 12:14pm UTC

If our love is tragedy,
why are you my remedy?
If our love's insanity
why are you my clarity? ;*
♥
Format credit to haleymaureen2

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Duckdynastyfan
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April 29, 2013 12:18pm UTC

im not afriad to die...
but i am afraid that when i die
i am going to be alone, and be lost.
just like wake up in a dark area
and be alone
or be burried alive, i cant even think about that

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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simpsonsbabeexoxo
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November 16, 2012 2:17pm UTC

What do you call a red-headed Ninja?
A Ginjah!
--NMQ

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simpsonsbabeexoxo
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November 16, 2012 2:21pm UTC

Remix: CHRISTMASGANGNAMSTYLE!
..... AYYYYE! I DRIVE A SLIEGH! HO, HO, HO HO HO, HO HO.

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iWant2beONtheList
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November 14, 2012 5:32am UTC

oh, so you have an iPod, a Phone and MacBook?
well Back in my day i only had one thing; it was called OUTSIDE

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MoonAngel
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November 14, 2012 7:16am UTC

Losing something and then
realizing it was right beside you.

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ninelittlelions
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November 14, 2012 7:46am UTC

I shall have 4 children.
My first daughter shall be named Stacy. I'll be Stacy's mom, and I shall
have it going on.
My first son shall be named Luke. Then, my husband can say, "Luke, I
am your father."
My second daughter shall be named Narnia. Whenever I get
something for her, I shall proclaim, "For Narnia!"
And my second son shall be named Sparta. When I introduce him, I
shall announce, "This is Sparta."
nmq- pleasespeaktomyface - nmf

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TheApplesAreComing
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November 14, 2012 8:35am UTC

Stop waiting for Prince Charming. Get up and find him.The poor idiot may be stuck in a tree or something....

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Tumblrislyfe
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November 14, 2012 8:43am UTC

11:11 make a wish<3.
I wish for cake.

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oOCheshireLuluOo
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November 13, 2012 7:07pm UTC

IF YOU CAN
READ THIS
...oOo...
THEN YOU
CAN READ
your welcome

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October 22, 2012 4:31pm UTC

Girl: What would you do if you could see my heart?
Guy: I would send you to the hospital...

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alexaax23
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October 22, 2012 4:39pm UTC

You ask."
"No, you ask!"
"Will you please ask?"
"Why can't you ask?"
"Fine...... Hey my Friend wants to ask you something!"
Fav if you done this before;)

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October 22, 2012 4:45pm UTC

So the other day in science, I had a quiz that I didn't study for and I knew I would do bad on it. So, on the bottom, I wrote, "Mr. Shields is awesome." He circled it, wrote "True Dat!" and gave me 3 points extra credit.
I love some middle-aged men.

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cookiemonster101
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October 22, 2012 4:46pm UTC

Guy I hate: Ugh, I was at paintball yesterday and they hit me in the d/ck twice
Me: Really, how did they hit such a small target

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