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AwesomeUsername
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August 13, 2012 9:06pm UTC

My guy friend almost got into a fight at Wal-Mart 'cause this kid thought he was funny in front of his friends:
Kid: Nice V-neck. Looks like my sister's.
My friend: Oh, I'm sorry. Must've put on the wrong shirt after I f/cked her.

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hailstorm37
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August 17, 2012 1:12pm UTC

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LoVeOnLyHuRtS
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August 17, 2012 1:40pm UTC

When was the last time you were even romantic?!
Last night.
really? What did you do?
I took a long romantic walk.
nmf, followme(:
to where?
The Fridge.

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BlackButterflies
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July 22, 2012 1:53am UTC

Okay, so my parents usually try to avoid kissing and stuff in front of my little sister (she's four), but today Dad kissed Mom when my sister was in the room. This happened:
*kiss*
Hazel:
Hazel:
Hazel: oh my god
Hazel: YOU GUYS DO THAT
Hazel: I DIDN'T THINK YOU DID THAT
Hazel: NEVER DO THAT EVER
Hazel: NOT EVER OKAY
Hazel: That is not alright! Ew!
Mom: Honey, when a man and a woman love each other very mu-
Hazel: no.
Hazel: the naughty corner.
Mom: What?
Hazel: Sit in the naughty corner for being gross.

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delirant
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July 7, 2012 12:36pm UTC

Just saw this on facebook;
One of my friends
I feel like Taylor Swift writes her songs based on my life!
24 hours ago · comment · like
12 people like this
Her Dad: Yep. I just heard "Empty The Dishwasher & The Cat Litter Box Every Night Without B.itching About It". Catchy tune
23 hours ago · Like
LMFAO

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
July 7, 2012 2:57pm UTC

Your prince will come
He may not be riding a white horse ,
or have a big castle.
But he will want you,and only you
and that will be better than any fairytale.

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luv2laugh
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June 25, 2012 2:44am UTC

(-(-(-(-(-_-)-)-)-) \('0')/
This is our gang. And Terry. He's gay.
But we don't judge.

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xoaimeeox2730
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June 25, 2012 11:29am UTC

Gay marriage and straight marriage are the same as bikini tops and bras... They're the same thing but only one is acceptable in public.

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mayday
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June 24, 2012 9:11pm UTC

what i think when someone uses the computer:
what the hell are you doing?
why would you use internet explorer?
omg you type so slow lemme do it
no, you spelled it wrong...
caps lock is on, moron.
why would you click on the zwinky ad omg
scroll down
i wish i was dead
HURRY UP
you don't need to double click it stupid.
get out of the chair and let me do it omfg

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ThatsSoMeee
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June 20, 2012 2:51pm UTC

I really can't picture
anyone having a crush on me.
I can't picture someone thinking about me before they fall asleep,
or telling their friends about me.
I can't picture anyone getting butterflies because I said Hi to them,
or even just smiled at them.
I can't picture someone smiling at the computer screen
or their cell phones when we're talking..

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