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  1. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. peacelovedance1297xo peacelovedance1297xo
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2012 10:25pm UTC
    Bathtub Spelt Backwards
    is also Bathtub
    It's not, but for a second there you believed me

  3. hayxhay hayxhay
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2012 11:21pm UTC
    admitt it,
    we all wanted a hamburger
    like the one from spongebob.


  4. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. izzeebabyx0x0 izzeebabyx0x0
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 12:04am UTC
    I might not be the perfect person
    for you. Past stories have transformed
    me to cold-blooded. Opening up
    is not a term. Letting in isnt either.
    One thing i can promise you...
    I'm not a vampire, but the walls around
    my heart can be cold like one. Maybe I'm
    not the person you need. Maybe I'm
    But on thing is for sure...
    The lion fell in love with the lamb.

  6. GeorgiaMarie07 GeorgiaMarie07
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2012 1:19pm UTC
    You can't say "mmmm" for 7 seconds while holding your nose.
    fav if you just tried.

  7. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2012 11:24pm UTC
    Some Of The Most
    happy, upbeat songs I know make me break down in tears
    due to the memories attached

  8. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2012 1:09pm UTC
    "Wow you're cool."
    fav if you just read that in a sarcastic voice ッ

  9. natalieeeroseee natalieeeroseee
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2012 11:23pm UTC
    *looks at quote*"I can't see that s.hit... on to the next one!"

  10. OmGitsCassidy OmGitsCassidy
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2012 11:28pm UTC
    forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    Teacher: Why are you late?
    Me: Why does it matter? You still get paid...

  11. timraandnicole timraandnicole
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2012 11:38pm UTC
    It is impossible
    to have your nose plugged and hum at the same time
    fave if you just tried
    nmf

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