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OmGitsCassidy

1. OmGitsCassidy
   posted a quote
   October 14, 2012 11:43am UTC
   Me: I'm hungary
   Friend: Maybe you should czech the fridge
   Me: I'm russain to the kitchen!
   Friend: Is there any turkey!?!?
   Me: We have some, but it's covered with a layer of greece
   Friend: Ew, there is norway you can eat that
   
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2. OmGitsCassidy
   posted a quote
   March 2, 2012 8:35pm UTC
   There's always that one amazing girl who doesn't have a boyfriend, and you can't understand why.
   
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3. OmGitsCassidy
   posted a quote
   March 2, 2012 8:32pm UTC
   I have respect for those people who stay strong, when they have every reason to break down.
   
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4. OmGitsCassidy
   posted a quote
   March 2, 2012 7:49pm UTC
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   I remember when I used to push back the shower curtain every time I had to go to the bathroom just in case there was a serial killer behind there...
   ... OH WAIT I still do that.
   (;
   ---------
   
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5. OmGitsCassidy
   posted a quote
   March 2, 2012 5:31pm UTC
   I absolutely hate it when people are like, "Ohhh, I'm forever alone!" NO. You're not. Someone out there is waiting for the perfect girl - you. "Forever Alone" just seems to be becoming a trend, like a cool thing to say. To some people, having a boyfriend is the most important thing. IT'S NOT. Don't be sad you're single, that can be the best times of your life. Self pity is not attractive. Anyways, this pretty much sums up how I feel:
   Nobody is "forever alone". Be happy with who you are at the moment, and wait for the right guy to come along. It will happen.
   ♥
   
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6. OmGitsCassidy
   posted a quote
   March 2, 2012 4:17pm UTC
   Pressing the "Categories" button
   4857004832 times, then
   realizing you have to
   scroll up.
   ♥
   
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7. OmGitsCassidy
   posted a quote
   March 2, 2012 1:44pm UTC
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   Boy: "Know what that means?"
   Girl: "No, what?"
   Boy: "It means you're the only 1 in my heart."
   
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8. OmGitsCassidy
   posted a quote
   March 2, 2012 1:36pm UTC
   No, you don't
   have "haters" - people just
   don't like you.
   Get over yourself.
   
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9. OmGitsCassidy
   posted a quote
   March 2, 2012 1:34pm UTC
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   So... i kinda sorta like you more than i originally planned.
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10. OmGitsCassidy
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2012 7:07pm UTC
    I removed my windshield wipers so that I can't get
    parking tickets.
    
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11. OmGitsCassidy
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2012 5:49pm UTC
    If you watch
    Jaws backwards,
    it's about a shark that
    keeps barfing up people
    so a beach can be opened.
    (;
    
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12. OmGitsCassidy
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2012 5:45pm UTC
    Snooki is pregnant,
    the father is
    New Jersey.
    
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13. OmGitsCassidy
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2012 5:44pm UTC
    If you are
    living your life
    without giving an
    "f"... you're living a
    Li[ ]e
    
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14. OmGitsCassidy
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2012 5:16pm UTC
    4 Biggest Lies From a Guy:
    1.) I'm not that type of guy.
    2.) I won't hurt you
    3.) I'm sorry
    4.) It will never happen again.
    ♥
    
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15. OmGitsCassidy
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2012 5:07pm UTC
    "Hey can I borrow a pencil?"
    "It doesn't have an eraser."
    "Life doesn't have an eraser."
    "That was deep man..."
    (;
    
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16. OmGitsCassidy
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2012 5:04pm UTC
    Oh, so I see you're playing hard to get.
    Well I'm gonna play walk away.
    
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17. OmGitsCassidy
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2012 4:55pm UTC
    Look left -----> You Failed.
    
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18. OmGitsCassidy
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2012 4:50pm UTC
    Love is just a
    word until someone
    comes along and gives it
    meaning.
    ♥
    
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19. OmGitsCassidy
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2012 4:47pm UTC
    A fake boyfriend would put a lock on his phone.
    A real one would say...
    "Hey baby, can you read that text for me?"
    ♥
    
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20. OmGitsCassidy
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2012 4:28pm UTC
    Who else
    pretends to care about your teacher's personal life to waste time in class?
    
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