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  1. kellyy823 kellyy823
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2011 2:32pm UTC
    Dear 6,
    Please stop spreading rumors about me eating 9.
    You shouldn't be talking. I hear you guys do some pretty nasty things.
    Sincerely, 7

  2. OMGIMATACO OMGIMATACO
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2011 5:24pm UTC
    dear bop-it;
    twist it, pull it, turn it!
    sincerely, that's what she said♥
    not my format;

  3. Violet3oh3 Violet3oh3
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2011 5:29pm UTC
    My cousin just sang me this:
    Danny + Mariah sitting in a tree
    K-I-S-S-I-N-G
    First comes love, the comes marriage
    Then comes an abrupt, tragic misscarriage
    Then comes blame, then comes despair
    Two hearts damaged beyond repair
    Danny leaves Mariah and takes the tree
    D-I-V-O-R-C-E
    Oh, how childhood has changed....

  4. elimaus elimaus
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2011 11:54am UTC
    [That awkward moment]
    when an 'awkward-quote'
    isn't awkward.

  5. Xx_BrokenInside_xX Xx_BrokenInside_xX
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2011 12:09pm UTC
    ON a SCALE
    fROM ONE TO oSAMA bINlADIN
    {hOW GOOD IS MY HIDING SPOT?}
    "PRETTY DAMN ANNEFRANK"

  6. secretagentp secretagentp
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2011 12:30pm UTC
    THE AWKWARD MOMENT
    When you realize London Tipton is based off of Paris Hilton.

  7. Echo_741 Echo_741
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2011 10:11am UTC
    Titanic
    I got everything I need right here with me.
    I got air in my lungs, a few blank sheets of paper.
    I mean, I love waking up in the morning not knowing
    what's gonna happen, or who I'm gonna meet, where I'm gonna wind up.
    Just the other night I was sleeping under a bridge,
    and now here I am on the grandest ship in the world,
    having champagne with you fine people.
    I figure [ life's a gift ] and I don't intend on {wasting it.}
    You never know what hand //////////
    you're gonna get dealt next.
    You learn to take life as it comes at you. . .
    to make each day count.
    - JACK DAWSON -

  8. lovelikewoe30 lovelikewoe30
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2011 11:20pm UTC
    The scary moment when Chris Brown lifts his hand to scratch his head
    And everyone in the room flinches.

  9. canibeyoursX3 canibeyoursX3
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2011 8:37pm UTC
    whatever cooks your noodles, bro.

  10. deadonarrival deadonarrival
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2011 8:45pm UTC
    "No one can change a person, but a person can be the reason someone changes"
    - SpongeBob ♥

  11. tty2009 tty2009
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2011 9:37pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  12. Sprt21girl Sprt21girl
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2010 5:35pm UTC
    Its not the the size of
    the dog in the fight,
    but the size of the fight in the dog.

  13. SourStraps__x SourStraps__x
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2010 2:18am UTC
    Watching your toys suspiciously
    after watching Toy Story.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  15. banditvengeance banditvengeance
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2010 8:45pm UTC
    \\Just because she comes off strong;
    doesn't mean she didn't fall asleep crying.//
    -->And even though she acts like nothings wrong;
    maybe she's just really good at lying.<--

  16. Beautiful_Tears Beautiful_Tears
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2010 8:17pm UTC
    Don't you hate, when you finally think a boy likes you
    and you find out he's like that with every girl?

  17. meghanmuffin meghanmuffin
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2010 11:23pm UTC
    isn’t it a w k w a r d when
    people are singing happy birthday to you
    and you don’t know what to do?

  18. doodeedoo123 doodeedoo123
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2010 6:57pm UTC
    Today, my neighbor who was like a grandma to me died of cancer.
    Click the organ if you know someone who passed away by cancer or if you want to honor them<3 thank you witty sisters :) :

  19. alecruz8 alecruz8
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2010 9:57pm UTC
    Roses are red violets are blue
    Faces like yours belong in the zoo.
    Don't be mad, I'll be there too.
    Not in the cage, but laughing at you.
    ;)
    not my format.
    sorry if it's in here.

  20. summerrrgirrll644 summerrrgirrll644
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2010 8:24pm UTC
    love is...♥
    the first person you look for when you enter a room.
    the first person you think of when you hear a love song.
    the first person you see in your head when you wake up,
    and the last person you see in your head before you
    go to sleep. love is the person you couldn't go one day
    without thinking of. Love is the only person you were
    thinking of when you were reading this. ♥

:)

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