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SourStraps__x

1. SourStraps__x
   posted a quote
   October 27, 2010 4:52am UTC
   I got a riddle for you.
   90% of kindergarten kids will get this. I don't think you will.
   Here it is:
   Is greater than god.
   Is meaner than the devil.
   Poor people have it.
   Rich people need it.
   What is the word?
   comment and tell me the word, i'll comment back on your profile if you're right.
   
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2. SourStraps__x
   posted a quote
   September 20, 2010 2:22am UTC
   "TRUTH OR DARE"
   "Dare"
   ".... No, I'm not doing that!"
   
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3. SourStraps__x
   posted a quote
   September 20, 2010 2:20am UTC
   "I'M A NINJA"
   "No your not!"
   ---
   "Did you just see me do that..."
   ---
   "Do what?"
   ---
   "Exactly..."
   
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4. SourStraps__x
   posted a quote
   September 20, 2010 2:18am UTC
   Watching your toys suspiciously
   after watching Toy Story.
   
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5. SourStraps__x
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   September 20, 2010 2:13am UTC
   && I always write
   Things on steamed windows.
   
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6. SourStraps__x
   posted a quote
   September 20, 2010 2:06am UTC
   ADMIT IT
   ::::
   everyone has watched MA-15+ rated movies
   before they where actually fifteen. ♥
   
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7. SourStraps__x
   posted a quote
   September 19, 2010 2:13am UTC
   IF LIFE WERE A STORY BOOK
   THEN WE'D MEET ON THE FIRST PAGE. ♥
   
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8. SourStraps__x
   posted a quote
   September 19, 2010 2:11am UTC
   BEING ALL SNEAKY AT
   NIGHT-TIME AND THEN
   HITTING SOMETHING
   AND IT MAKING A HUGE
   NOISE.♥
   
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9. SourStraps__x
   posted a quote
   September 19, 2010 2:04am UTC
   Teacher:
   "You owe me 5 minutes of lunch"
   Me:
   "yeah, you owe me 8 years of my life"
   
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10. SourStraps__x
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    September 19, 2010 1:22am UTC
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    September 19, 2010 1:07am UTC
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12. SourStraps__x
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    September 19, 2010 12:59am UTC
    If you see me walking on the road with someone else,
    It's not because i like that person's company,
    It's because you where not brave enough to walk besides me.
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
    If you hear me talking about that person all the time,
    It's not because that person pleases me,
    It's because you were too deaf to hear my heartbeats.
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
    If you feel me falling with someone else,
    it's not because i love that person,
    It was because you were not there to catch me as i fall.
    
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13. SourStraps__x
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    September 19, 2010 12:37am UTC
    Frustrating Realizations.
    You find the perfect love,
    but at the wrong time.
    You find the perfect person,
    but he's not in love with you.
    You find the perfect one,
    but you must be loyal to someone else.
    You got the perfect looks,
    but no-one takes you seriously.
    You met the perfect personality,
    but you're bound to be just friends.
    You got brains,
    but got a frail heart.
    You find the courage,
    but it's just too late.
    You're ready to love,
    but you just don't know where to start.
    
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14. SourStraps__x
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    September 19, 2010 12:24am UTC
    Sometimes, people with the
    worst pasts can create the
    best futures.
    
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15. SourStraps__x
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2010 12:22am UTC
    trust is like a chocolate. Once
    it melts, you cant easily bring
    it back to shape.
    mine(:
    
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16. SourStraps__x
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    September 19, 2010 12:16am UTC
    11:11 happens twice a day
    because everyone deserves
    a second chance.
    
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17. SourStraps__x
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    September 18, 2010 11:54pm UTC
    He said;
    "Why are you wearing a bra? you've got nothing to put it in!"
    She said;
    "You're wearing pants, aren't you?"
    
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18. SourStraps__x
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    September 18, 2010 11:46pm UTC
    Girl;
    "Hey, do you have a Band-Aid?"
    Boy;
    "eh, no why?"
    Girl;
    "because i think i scraped my knees when i fell for you ;]
    
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19. SourStraps__x
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    September 18, 2010 11:41pm UTC
    Arachibutyrophobia;
    the phobia of peanut butter sticking to the roof of your mouth«««
    
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20. SourStraps__x
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    September 18, 2010 11:16pm UTC
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