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  1. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2014 7:01pm UTC
    Growing up I always thought true love was red roses, dates on Saturday nights, little block box that held expensive things, and always knowing what to say. I thought true love was a kiss in the rain, deep explanations, and the perfect story. But now that I’m older I’ve realized it’s not like that at all.
    See because true love for me is ugly snapchats, and peeing while you’re on the phone. True love is kissing at 6 AM despite the morning breath and singing at the top of your lungs. It’s saying all the wrong things, at all the wrong moments. It’s sarcasm and being honest even when it hurts. It’s late hours of the night when it’s been a long day and it’s no make up and bad hair. It’s tears from laughter, it’s tears from sadness and it’s nothing like any storybook you’ve ever read. It’s never running out of things to talk about, and it’s being comfortable in the silence of things. True love is watching The Titanic though you swore you never would. It’s getting mad over stupid things. It’s “you’re an idiot,” and “you’re a little sht” and knowing you’re so lucky to hear those every day. It’s spilling your feelings at 4 AM when you should be asleep. It’s that song you hear on the radio that always makes you smile. It’s the worst story you could imagine, but thank God it worked out anyways. True love is never losing the magic. True love is not leaving when things get hard.
    I like my definition better anyways.

  2. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2014 3:46pm UTC
    i bet even adam levine doesnt know the names of the other members of maroon 5

  3. kelly* kelly*
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2013 3:43am UTC
    me flirting: if you were a cheeto you'd be a hot cheeto

  4. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2012 8:47pm UTC
    Hey! It's bendable!
    *SNAP*

  5. MoonAngel MoonAngel
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2013 8:32am UTC
    Feel's like a hundred years I
    still can't believe you're gone.

  6. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2013 10:50am UTC
    if you wanna join my gang punk you gotta be hardcore. *pulls out temporary tattoos* choose a tat, but don’t choose the kitty that one is mine

  7. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2013 11:07am UTC
    "go hang a salami" backwards is “im a lasagna hog" and that pleases me

  8. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2013 11:04am UTC
    yeah boys are cool but have you ever had stuffed crust pizza

  9. p0kemon p0kemon
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2013 3:54pm UTC
    I'll be so depressed when Rajsonkar gets deleted,
    We're not going to have anymore drama.

  10. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2013 12:43pm UTC
    That awkward
    moment when
    You gently throw your phone
    onto your bed and it
    decides to bounce off of
    3 walls, hit a lamp, and
    kill a cat.
    Wittyxxgirlxx format

  11. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2013 3:28pm UTC
    I wish my legs shaved themselves

  12. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2013 6:08pm UTC
    Teenager's Facebook Post:
    >Internet Was Not Working Last Night, Spent Time With Family.
    They Seem To Be Nice
    People
    format credit-rajsonkar

  13. ChrisMat ChrisMat
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2013 5:01am UTC
    DejaHoe:
    (adj.) the feeling of having met this hoe before.

  14. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2013 3:40am UTC
    i don't understand people who make multiple
    facebook statuses every day like wtf I haven't made a facebook status since like world war 2

  15. SuddyBuddy SuddyBuddy
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2013 1:13pm UTC
    My mom has a special radar that goes off every time I touch a electrical device when I'm suppose to be cleaning

  16. beautifulhomicide beautifulhomicide
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2013 12:47pm UTC
    No one enters my hell.
    It's as dark as a night
    without a moon.
    No light ever enters
    not escapes this place.
    Welcome to my mind,
    my own hell.

  17. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2013 9:09pm UTC
    Teacher to student:
    Can you define
    a LECTURER?
    Student: A LECTURER is a
    person who has a
    very bad
    habit of speaking when
    someone is sleeping.

  18. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2013 12:27am UTC
    So, let's recap:
    --A black teenager goes to a convenience store to pick up some snacks and walks back home
    --A wannabe, r.acist cop sees the teenager, gets out of his car, and follows him because he decides he's "suspicious"
    --A.sshole confronts the unarmed teenager and kills him
    --D.ouchebag lawyer starts the proceedings with a f.ucking knock-knock joke like this is all some kind of game
    --Nobody's found guilty of anything (except Trayvon, who's guilty of being black)
    --R.acism is over


  19. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  20. Ethanol Ethanol
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2013 8:02am UTC
    Rick Riordan, Suzanne Collins, J.K Rowling, George R.R Martin writing their books:
    YOU DIE, YOU DIE, AND YOU, OH YOU HOW CAN I FORGET YOU, OH YEAH AND YOU
    YUP THERE YOU ARE AND YOU, AND YOU

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