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bakerscookie
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February 14, 2012 9:58pm UTC

BRUNO MARS!!!
FAVE THIS IF YOU HAVE O.O.B.M
(OBSSESION OF BRUNO MARS) <3

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rainbowdash55
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February 18, 2012 6:18pm UTC

Y is it,
that in every
classic book
someone or something
dies?

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kristagannon
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February 18, 2012 6:21pm UTC

That awkward moment when you're about to hug someone sexy as hell and then you hit the mirror.

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xXlovely_knivesXx
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February 18, 2012 6:21pm UTC

Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

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simplykori
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February 18, 2012 6:22pm UTC

"If he touches you I'll rip off his arms and make him eat them." ♥
»Okay dad. Bye now...

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prplesockerninja22
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February 18, 2012 6:22pm UTC

"Are you crying?"
No, I'm impersonating a fountain!
© ThatsSoMeee format.♥

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rainbowdash55
posted a quote
February 18, 2012 6:23pm UTC

I hate math
had waaaay to many problems

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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kenziev123
posted a quote
February 18, 2012 6:38pm UTC

I did not hit you...... I
simply
high-fived your face.

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wittyme22
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February 18, 2012 6:42pm UTC

Has anyone ever thought when they are at the movies..which arm rest is yours?

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xbb21
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February 18, 2012 6:42pm UTC

Trying to frost your toaster strudel like the picture on the box
Format by twilightgirl995

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LivingTheLife
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February 18, 2012 6:43pm UTC

My ex updated his statuse and said she was on a cliff,
So i poke him.
Fave if u get it.

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sammilove8
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February 18, 2012 6:43pm UTC

10 years into the future:
Mom:Honey how was school?
Little kid: How do you "THINK" my first day of kindergarten went?!?
Mom: I don't know ..........
Little Kid:They didn't even have WI-FI.....

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Kayla_Nicolee
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February 18, 2012 6:43pm UTC

That Annoying Moment when, your editing your witty profile and you accidently delete everything, then you have a fit, then realize there was an UNDO button -___-

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Jadems1999
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February 18, 2012 6:44pm UTC

Baby whale
•__________________________•
Mommy whale
•__________________________•

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loveyoux10000
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February 18, 2012 6:45pm UTC

Anyone else send a text to someone you want to talk to like "Yea. OMG I know" and them answer "what?" And reply "Oh sorry wrong person I didnt mean to text you."
Just to start a conversation with them? ♥
just me?

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iLaLaLaLaLoveYou
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February 18, 2012 6:45pm UTC

Being in a relationship is like being on a diet.
Just because you're on a diet doesn't mean you can't look at the menu.
~The wonderful words of my Grandma Kim♥

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UniicornLuvver7
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February 18, 2012 6:45pm UTC

click to see this quote

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rainbowdash55
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February 18, 2012 6:46pm UTC

woof bark woof
(oh my god y cant u stinking humans just let me out to pee instead of asking me want i want)

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ericaXD_303
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February 18, 2012 6:47pm UTC

mother at a hospital with her newborn baby girl "i think i'll name her sarah" docotor:," im sorry but the name 'sarah' is already taken- but you can choose _sarah99 or sweetie_sarah27" *fave if you get it*

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