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bakerscookie

1. bakerscookie
   posted a quote
   February 18, 2012 7:20pm UTC
   I wasn't drunk last night....
   DUDE YOU THREW MY PARAKEET AT A PIG AND YELLED,"ANGRY BIRDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
   
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2. bakerscookie
   posted a quote
   February 18, 2012 7:19pm UTC
   I wasn't drunk last night......
   DUDE YOU CUT OPEN A PINAPLE
   YELLIN IN IT,"SPONGEBOB!!!!"
   
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3. bakerscookie
   posted a quote
   February 17, 2012 12:10am UTC
   When I heard the Gay barbie song,
   I said," Wait...Isn't she already Gay?"
   
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4. bakerscookie
   posted a quote
   February 17, 2012 12:08am UTC
   If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff
   Which one do you think would land first?
   The brunette because the Blonde stopped
   and asked for directions.
   
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5. bakerscookie
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   February 17, 2012 12:00am UTC
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6. bakerscookie
   posted a quote
   February 16, 2012 11:57pm UTC
   We live in a Age
   When Pizza Gets To
   Your House Before
   The Police -___-
   
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7. bakerscookie
   posted a quote
   February 14, 2012 10:06pm UTC
   Standing at this liquor store
   Whiskey coming through my pores
   Feeling like I run this whole block
   Lotto tickets and cheap beer
   That's why you can catch me here
   Tryna scratch my way up to the top
   Cause my job got me going nowhere
   So I ain't got a thing to lose
   Take me to a place where I don't care
   This is me and my liquor store blues
   I'll take one shot for my pain
   One drag for my sorrow
   Get messed up today
   I'll be okay tomorrow
   One shot for my pain
   One drag for my sorrow
   Get messed up today
   I'll be okay tomorrow
   -Bruno Mars <3
   
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8. bakerscookie
   posted a quote
   February 14, 2012 9:58pm UTC
   BRUNO MARS!!!
   FAVE THIS IF YOU HAVE O.O.B.M
   (OBSSESION OF BRUNO MARS) <3
   
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9. bakerscookie
   posted a quote
   February 14, 2012 9:49pm UTC
   You can be the peanut butter to my jelly,
   You can be the butterflies I feel in my belly,
   You can be the captin and I can be your first mate,
   You can be the chills that I feel on our first date,
   You can be the hero and I can be the Sidkick,
   You can be the tear that I cry if we ever split,
   You can be the rain from the cloud when it's storming
   Or you can be the sun when It shines in the Morining.
   -Auburn Perfect two <3
   
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10. bakerscookie
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2012 3:30pm UTC
    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    Do you love me?
    Because I do.
    
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11. bakerscookie
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2012 3:28pm UTC
    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    God made me pretty,
    Ugh what the hell happed to YOU?
    
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