11 funny things to do in an elevator....
1) stand in a corner, look at someone for a long time with a smile on your face, then anounce to that person that you are wearing new socks today.
2)open your briefcase just a little bit, peer inside, and say,"you got anough air in there little buddy?
3) drop a pen, wait for someone to bend down to pick it up and scream, "thats my pen!!"
4) Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
5)When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
6)Meow occasionally
7)Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your 'personal space.
8)Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
9)When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back, 'Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!'
10)Lean against the button panel.
11)Say 'I wonder what all these do' and push the red buttons.
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