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  1. fuckyeahquotes fuckyeahquotes
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2010 12:27pm UTC
    BEST REVENGE?
    smile, be happy,
    never let
    them know i t h u r t.


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  3. fuckyeahquotes fuckyeahquotes
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2010 3:41pm UTC
    I wanna grab you by your sides
    and slowly lick you.
    But not too much.
    Then I slowly eat inside you.
    Then as you get a little softer I eat it all.
    I LOVE OREOS ;]

  4. rebellious_in_life145 rebellious_in_life145
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2010 9:37am UTC
    PRACTICE SAFE EATING!!
    Always use condiments.
    What were you thinking!?!?!
    get ur mind out of the gutter <333
    Fav this plz


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  6. xokorii_roccs3 xokorii_roccs3
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2010 9:44am UTC
    I went to a party, Mom,
    I remembered what you said.
    You told me not to drink, Mom,
    So I drank soda instead.
    I really felt proud inside, Mom,
    The way you said I would.
    I didn't drink and drive, Mom,
    Even though the others said I should.
    I know I did the right thing, Mom,
    I know you are always right.
    Now the party is finally ending, Mom,
    As everyone is driving out of sight.
    As I got into my car, Mom,
    I knew I'd get home in one piece.
    Because of the way you raised me,
    So responsible and sweet.
    I started to drive away, Mom,
    But as I pulled out into the road,
    The other car didn't see me, Mom,
    And hit me like a load.
    As I lay there on the pavement, Mom,
    I hear the policeman say,
    "The other guy is drunk," Mom,
    And now I'm the one who will pay.
    I'm lying here dying, Mom...
    I wish you'd get here soon.
    How could this happen to me, Mom?
    My life just burst like a balloon.
    There is blood all around me, Mom,
    And most of it is mine.
    I hear the medic say, Mom,
    I'll die in a short time.
    I just wanted to tell you, Mom,
    I swear I didn't drink.
    It was the others, Mom.
    The others didn't think.
    He was probably at the same party as I.
    The only difference is, he drank
    And I will die.
    Why do people drink, Mom?
    It can ruin your whole life.
    I'm feeling sharp pains now.
    Pains just like a knife.
    The guy who hit me is walking, Mom,
    And I don't think it's fair.
    I'm lying here dying
    And all he can do is stare.
    Tell my brother not to cry, Mom.
    Tell Daddy to be brave.
    And when I go to heaven, Mom,
    Put "Daddy's Girl" on my grave.
    Someone should have told him, Mom,
    Not to drink and drive.
    If only they had told him, Mom,
    I would still be alive.
    My breath is getting shorter, Mom.
    I'm becoming very scared.
    Please don't cry for me, Mom.
    When I needed you,
    you were always there.
    I have one last question, Mom.
    Before I say good bye.
    I didn't drink and drive,
    So why am I the one to die?
    *I Posted this because someone in my life
    has recently been hit by a drunk driver and
    nearly lost his and his childs life.. Never
    drink&drive.

  7. x3pauuulina x3pauuulina
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2010 9:47am UTC
    SHe SAiD ;
    'BeSTFriEnd,
    i GOT YOuR BaCK ..
    JUSt LiKe YOur BRAStRaP.'
    (:

  8. xxjulieee5189 xxjulieee5189
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2010 4:39pm UTC
    Does Heaven have a phone number?
    Mommy went to Heaven, but I need her here today,
    My tummy hurts and I fell down, I need her right away,
    Operator can you tell me how to find her in this book?
    Is heaven in the yellow part, I don't know where to look.
    I think my daddy needs her too, at night I hear him cry.
    I hear him call her name sometimes, but I really don't know why.
    Maybe if I call her, she will hurry home to me.
    Is Heaven very far away, is it across the sea?
    She's been gone a long, long time she needs to come home now!
    I really need to reach her, but I simply don't know how.
    Help me find the number please, is it listed under "Heaven"?
    I can't read these big words, I am only seven.
    I'm sorry operator, I didn't mean to make you cry,
    Is your tummy hurting too, or is there something in your eye?
    If I call my church maybe they will know.
    Mommy said when we need help that's where we should go.
    I found the number to my church tacked up on the wall.
    Thank you operator, I'll give them a call.

  9. RiloKiley RiloKiley
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2010 5:17pm UTC
    Who ever said
    sticks x and x stones x may x break x my
    bones x but x words x will x never x hurt x me
    Was Obviously On Crack

  10. jockaferr_fun jockaferr_fun
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2010 4:15pm UTC
    i stare at people in other
    cars.
    to make them feel uncomfortable
    =]

  11. M4rand4 M4rand4
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2010 3:17pm UTC
    "Nothing is impossible."
    Oh yeah? I dare you to slam a revolving door.

  12. beauitful_brunette_xox beauitful_brunette_xox
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2010 3:34pm UTC
    No matter how many coins
    you toss into the fountain, or how many fingers you cross, if It's not meant to be, ♥♥
    then it won't happen.
    credit to whoeever <3

  13. liveforthemoment liveforthemoment
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2010 2:45pm UTC
    "who.are.you.on.the.phone.with?"
    "my drug dealer, mom."

  14. xoerin44 xoerin44
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2010 4:15pm UTC
    Remeber that girl...
    the one that had your back.
    the one that gave you a shoulder to cry on.
    the one that listened to all of your vents.
    the one that helped you when you needed it.
    the one that was there when noone else was.
    That girl was me.
    & i dont even think you care.

  15. xxjulieee5189 xxjulieee5189
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2010 5:04pm UTC
    a true friend
    is someone who walks in
    when everyone else in the world walks out

  16. for_never_loved for_never_loved
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2010 5:07pm UTC
    Lieing.
    What girls in high school are passing with flying colors.
    Rumors.
    What can destroy something in your life in an instant.
    Trust.
    What can be broken in 3 seconds and never gained again.

  17. willow9 willow9
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2010 5:52pm UTC
    some need to learn, its not all about you
    so i dont fricken care

  18. Aortts5 Aortts5
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2010 6:50pm UTC
    honestly, i think its kiinda funny that you waste your breath talking about me (:

  19. babax496 babax496
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2008 6:24pm UTC
    alycia: wait i see eyes! i see eyes!...... ohh its just a sign.joey: your never gonna live this down ever*he says it every day i hate that night in NH on the highwayinsider about NH you deff. had to be there or have my brother tell yougood times in NH!

  20. babax496 babax496
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2008 9:04pm UTC
    I want a guy who understands
    that I'll buy a happy meal from
    McDonalds just for the toy.
    And that I'll eat soup with a
    fork just for the challenge.
    I want a guy that accept the
    fact that I cry when I watch Bambi.
    But most importantly I want a
    guy who understands all my
    imperfections and still
    loves me for me.
    not mine<|3

:)

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