11 funny things to do in an
elevator....
1) stand in a corner, look
at someone for a long time with a smile on your face, then
anounce to that person that you are wearing new socks
today.
2)open your briefcase just a
little bit, peer inside, and say,"you got anough air in
there little buddy?
3) drop a pen, wait for someone to
bend down to pick it up and scream, "thats my
pen!!"
4) Stand silent and motionless in
the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
5)When arriving at your floor,
grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed
when they open by themselves.
6)Meow occasionally
7)Draw a little square on the
floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this
is your 'personal space.
8)Make explosion noises when
anyone presses a button.
9)When at least 8 people have
boarded, moan from the back, 'Oh, not now, damn motion
sickness!'
10)Lean against the button panel.
11)Say 'I wonder what all these do' and push the red
buttons.
i stole it but
change the colors because i love it <3 all u wittyprofile
people
