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Hogwartian
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June 9, 2013 12:14pm UTC

Fandom Rehab:
Harry Potter: Oh my gosh there's no more books or movies what are we gonna do with
our lives?! *sob*
Lord of the Rings: Puh-lease, at least your author is still alive!
The Hunger Games: I can't take having to wait all this time for the next movie! And the
character deaths were soooo sad!
Sherlock: Oh, so you think you know about waiting? And HELLO, the world is in a current
state of confusion after our last episode!
Percy Jackson: EVERYONE SHUT THE HECK UP AT LEAST YOU DON'T HAVE A TROLL
FOR AN AUTHOR WHO BREAKS UP YOUR OTP, LEAVES YOU HANGING A YEAR, NEARLY
REUNITES YOUR OTP, LEAVES YOU HANGING FOR ANOTHER YEAR AND THEN
REUNITES YOUR OTP AND THEN THROWS THEM INTO TARTARUS. AND THEN GUESS
WHAT? YUP IT'S ANOTHER YEAR UNTIL WE GET MORE. AND DID WE MENTION THAT
GAIA IS RISING AND THE WORLD'S GONNA END AGAIN AND THAT CAMP JUPITER
WANTS TO BURN DOWN CAMP HALF-BLOOD? OH YEAH AND THAT MOVIE? IT SUCKS.
IT IS A DISGRACE TO THE NAME OF PERCY JACKSON. SO ALL OF YOU SHUT UP AND
GET OVER YOUR MINOR ISSUES. *sobs uncontrollably whilst rocking back and forth*
Everyone Else: ..............yeah um wow.
Rick Riordan: *evil laugh* I REGRET NOTHING.

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rbethanym
posted a quote
June 5, 2013 9:37pm UTC

I had a few scars on my arm
from when I cut there.
My mom saw them and asked if I
was cutting myself.
I had a mini-heartattack.

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sammy*
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June 5, 2013 4:04pm UTC

From a stranger to someone I can't stop thinking about.

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MissHatty
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 1:21pm UTC

CARTOON
NETWORK

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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JoElla2016
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July 28, 2012 7:12pm UTC

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Young,Wild,And Free. (not my pic)

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smluvsart
posted a quote
July 30, 2012 12:35pm UTC

Hogwarts
Narnia
camp half-blood
the capitol
where would
you
go?
nmf

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smluvsart
posted a quote
August 1, 2012 1:46pm UTC

Here Lies Dobby
A Free Elf
format by BravoSierra

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skyblue946
posted a quote
August 2, 2012 9:09pm UTC

●
Stars can't shine without darkness♥
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StarButthead
posted a quote
August 5, 2012 10:55pm UTC

Must. Get. Skinny.

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shadysback
posted a quote
August 3, 2012 4:12pm UTC

Teacher: What would you do if you were in the olympics?
Student: Gymnastics
Student: Swimming
Student: Track
Student: Volleyball
Me: Tom Daley

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littleleftofthemiddle
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 7:06pm UTC

Website: did you know that the more attracted you are to a person, the easier it is for
that individual to make you laugh?
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: is that why i laugh at my own jokes

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never_forget
posted a quote
August 2, 2012 7:39pm UTC

**When My Name's In A Math Problem**
Class: *Stares At Me*
Me: That's Right B*tches. I Bought 60 Watermelons.

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Hammy1117
posted a quote
July 24, 2012 2:03pm UTC

4 men were killed in the Colorado shooting of "The Dark Night Rises" protecting their girlfriends.
I dont want to hear ever again that all men are the same.

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standstill_lookpretty
posted a quote
July 12, 2012 4:33pm UTC

click to see this quote

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ImOnlyATeen
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 7:14pm UTC

me: why are those guys staring at me?
me:is there something on my face?
me:is there something on my shirt?
me:they're probably laughing at how ugly i am.
me:they probably find it amusing how fat i am.
friend:maybe they think you're cute.
me:are you stupid or something?
tumblr.

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BravoSierra
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July 10, 2012 2:33pm UTC

A conversation I overheard at a barGuy 1: Hey there.
Guy 2 Hey. What's up?Guy 1: Nothing much. I just want to say you're really cute.Guy 2: Thanks dude!Guy 1: So who are you here with?Guy 2: Oh my girlfriend just went to the bathroom.Guy 1: Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize you were straight.Guy 2: It's cool, man.Guy 1: You don't mind me calling you cute?Guy 2: Hey, a compliment's a compliment, no matter who it comes from.

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rachelinaballerina98
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August 12, 2011 9:35pm UTC

Today;
(please read, long but worth reading)
Today, I saw an old man sitting by himself in the movies... my friend and i just kept staring because he was hooked up to a breathing tool but he was smiling and laughing at the movie the smurfs... when he finnally relized we were staring at him he turned to us and said,"It's okay to stare, i know you don't see this everyday. You see when i had children a long time ago this was there favorite show, i used to watch it with them every saturday morning. it was great. Untill one day my beautiful wife Celia and my three children got into a car accident and died. i never got to say good-bye. so, when i heard of this movie from my niece, i needed to see it. You see i may be an old dinosaur but i still have a huge heart."... please favorite for that old man with a heart of gold.♥

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runningforeverr
posted a quote
November 15, 2010 10:10pm UTC

Based on psychologic study,
a crush only lasts for a maximum of 4 months. If it exceeds, you are already in
love.

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BEACHYLOVE
posted a quote
November 25, 2010 5:15pm UTC

When I find out a guy likes me..
A little part of me starts to like him back. Even if I had no feelings for him before.
♥

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