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  1. krystal_15151 krystal_15151
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2010 1:10am UTC
    *Phone Rings/Vibrate*
    Please Be Him Please Be Him Please Be Him.!
    *Looks At It.*
    AWE! WTF DO YOU WANT?!
    fave if it's happend to you?(:

  2. WhereverTheWindBlows WhereverTheWindBlows
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2011 2:56pm UTC

    Some say love is a lie;
    but
    Me & You will always stand up to be
    Love's reply.

  3. cstarr cstarr
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2011 11:52am UTC
    In your bed:
    it's 6:00, you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 7:45.
    At school:
    it's 1:30, you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 1:30.
    (notmine)

  4. madhatter6698 madhatter6698
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2011 11:55am UTC
    WHY ISNT HE TXTING BACK?!
    >>>OH..<<<
    PRESSES SEND BUTTON
    Format by Sandrasaurus


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  6. ciiaaraa ciiaaraa
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2011 2:54pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  7. lexx_02 lexx_02
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2011 4:21pm UTC
    It really annoys me when people talk like this.............
    'idgaf abt ne1 nemore.'
    or like this........
    'ohhhhhh my gosssh!!!! (((((: thaaat wasss sooooosooo ffuun!'
    LIke bro, i don't know what your saying. Gosh! i hope you fail english!!

  8. Belladixie17 Belladixie17
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2011 4:31pm UTC
    That awkward moment when:
    Your friend is getting yelled at
    by their parents, so you just kinda
    sit there and watch.

  9. crazy4soccer7637 crazy4soccer7637
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2011 9:12am UTC
    i hated going to weddings.
    all the grandmas would poke me
    and say " you're n e x t " they stopped
    when i started doing it to them at
    f u n e r a l s .
    NMQOF

  10. remembermex3 remembermex3
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2011 12:57am UTC
    Remember The Good Old Days
    When not EVERY Disney channel actress doubled as a singer?
    should I make this a series??

  11. GreenEggsAndSAM GreenEggsAndSAM
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2011 11:52am UTC
    Girls, why are you hiding?
    You are hiding your feelings from us. You never tell us guys what you want, you expect us to figure it out for ourselves. We are not experts on you girls, so don't expect us to be. Be straightforward, tell us you like us, tell us you don't. Tell us you're hurt. Don't wait for us to figure it out, because by then it could be too late. We don't understand signs. We may never figure out your feelings. Don't be scared. Just tell us.
    -Sam

  12. ItsLaraBitch ItsLaraBitch
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2011 1:11pm UTC
    Seriously, it's 2011,
    can we please get some waterproof phones? I would like to text during shower

  13. pieisyummy1298 pieisyummy1298
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2011 3:52pm UTC
    Dear, male teacher
    No, that's okay.
    I'll just bleed on the seat instead.
    Sincerely, I told you it was A
    EMERGENCY!
    p.s im a dude:)
    °•°•°
    format to jayciecutie01

  14. pieisyummy1298 pieisyummy1298
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2011 5:22pm UTC
    Hi my names kevin. favorite this if and ill post something nice on your profile:)

  15. jasonx3 jasonx3
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2011 6:07am UTC
    Look how much you've grown!
    ...who the fxxk are you?o.o
    We've all had this moment:L

  16. untameflame untameflame
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2011 12:17am UTC
    Alright... Who Thinks Ronnie and Sam are getting back together? I give it six episodes before they smush..
    Jersey Shore Love
    nmf

  17. xoxmusic_is_my_lifexox xoxmusic_is_my_lifexox
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2011 12:13am UTC

    nahnahnahnahnahnahnah
    dododoododdo
    wooooooooooyieeeeeeeeww
    pepepepeppepepepepeppieeww
    music helps me escape
    reality<3
    nmf / nmq

  18. xBornToFlyx xBornToFlyx
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2011 11:18pm UTC
    -----------♥-----------
    get-a get-a get-a girl,
    take her take her to the floor
    show her show her how you roll
    drop-it drop-it drop-it low
    drop-it drop-it drop-it low
    >>Favorite if you know where this is from<<
    -----------♥-----------

  19. Shmurf97 Shmurf97
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2011 11:45pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  20. xxStephxx xxStephxx
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2011 11:26am UTC
    That 70's show quotes #13
    Red: Nothing around this house is cheap.
    Eric: Except for Laurie.
    Laurie: I am not cheap!
    Eric: Free, whatever.

:)

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