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GreenEggsAndSAM

1. GreenEggsAndSAM
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   November 21, 2012 11:11am UTC
   Comment on my profile if you wanna talk.
   I'm bored. :(
   
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2. GreenEggsAndSAM
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   November 14, 2012 2:37pm UTC
   Things Girls Do #11
   A lot of girls are afraid to confront guys face-to-face, so they do it via text. If you're angry with a guy, don't text him about it. He's not going to take the conversation very seriously and it'll be harder for him to understand what you're saying. TALK TO HIM IN PERSON.
   -Sam
   
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3. GreenEggsAndSAM
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   November 29, 2011 6:11pm UTC
   Feeling lost and alone.
   Anyone wanna talk?
   -Sam
   
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4. GreenEggsAndSAM
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   November 27, 2011 11:38am UTC
   I prefer natural-looking girls over
   girls with fake tans and pounds of makeup.
   Take off the makeup, ladies.
   The only thing it's hiding is your natural beauty.
   
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5. GreenEggsAndSAM
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   November 27, 2011 11:35am UTC
   Sometimes I have such vivid dreams about being with her
   that when I wake up, I believe it was real.
   
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6. GreenEggsAndSAM
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   November 27, 2011 11:32am UTC
   Things Girls Do #10
   Girls have the tendency to overanalyze everything we say. We didn't mean to say anything hurtful - but somehow, your brains twist everything around until we look like bad guys. It's almost like you're searching for something wrong with us so that you can break up with us.
   -Sam
   
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7. GreenEggsAndSAM
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   November 27, 2011 11:29am UTC
   Things Girls Do #9
   I, personally, would not want to date a girl that posts revealing pictures of herself on Facebook. Those pictures don't make you hot, they make you trashy and unappealing.
   *Clothes look good on you*
   -Sam
   
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8. GreenEggsAndSAM
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   November 12, 2011 1:06pm UTC
   Things Girls Do #8
   If you have a boyfriend, please understand that he cannot spend all of his time with you. He had a life before he started dating you, and he should not be expected to just drop everything he used to love (video games, hanging with friends, sports) and give all of his attention to you.
   *Give him time to do what he loves*
   -Sam
   
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9. GreenEggsAndSAM
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   November 10, 2011 9:52pm UTC
   Things Girls Do #7
   You think boys are capable of fully understanding why you have mood swings for a week every month.
   *We will never truly understand.*
   -Sam
   
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    November 10, 2011 5:11pm UTC
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11. GreenEggsAndSAM
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    November 10, 2011 5:03pm UTC
    Things Girls Do #5
    If we call you beautiful, gorgeous, pretty, etc...Don't deny it and get angry or we will honestly never compliment you again. Instead, say "OH THANKS" and show us your beautiful smile that we love so much.
    -Sam
    
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13. GreenEggsAndSAM
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    November 10, 2011 4:55pm UTC
    Things Girls Do #3
    If you have a boyfriend or "man of interest", don't you dare expect him to be some flawless Prince Charming. No matter how much you want to believe it, perfect men do NOT exist. You could find something wrong with any man you meet, I promise you. The trick is, you've got to learn to ACCEPT them, and love them for everything, even their flaws.
    - - -
    He doesn't expect you to be Cinderella.
    -Sam
    
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15. GreenEggsAndSAM
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    November 10, 2011 4:41pm UTC
    Things Girls Do #1
    Remember ladies, the world does NOT revolve around you. If a guy likes you, awesome. But that does not, under any circumstances, mean that you are the only girl in the whole world he will talk to. He's going to talk to other girls, and you can not restrict him from that.
    - - -
    If you do, he will feel trapped, and he will lose the attraction he once felt towards you. And I know you don't want that.
    -Sam
    
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17. GreenEggsAndSAM
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    November 9, 2011 4:18pm UTC
    I am a boy.
    On behalf of all boys, I would like to inform you of a small fact:
    No boy can ever be changed.
    He will not give up his video games for you.
    He will not stop making perverted comments with his friends.
    And he will not always be willing to watch romantic comedies and snuggle by the fire.
    Don't get me wrong, there's a time for all of that too!
    But sometimes, boys have to be what they are...boys.
    We have to wrestle, and be immature, and ding dong ditch, and work out until you can smell us from a mile away.
    Stop trying to change us, because the more you try, the less we'll like you.
    -Sam
    
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19. GreenEggsAndSAM
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    August 12, 2011 6:49pm UTC
    I'm a boy, and I don't play Call of Duty.
    This would mean that I'll text you back
    right away, and nothing will ever come
    before you...
    >>> [But I play Halo.] <<<
    -Sam
    
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