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yourcool
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February 29, 2012 7:34pm UTC

Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY!
*ten minutes go by*
Mom: Are you ready yet?!
Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for ten minutes.
Mom: Ok, I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the animals and cook dinner and swim the english channel.

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imsobeast7
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June 30, 2011 1:57pm UTC

I wasn't that drunk #1....
I wasn't that drunk!
Dude, you held my cat in the air and started singing the circle of life.....

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Amadon
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November 4, 2011 5:01pm UTC

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Lovetheboys
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November 5, 2011 2:43pm UTC

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Xportugese_babiiiX
posted a quote
September 4, 2011 7:53pm UTC

" I like your hair."
"thanks, I grew it myself."
~

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KatyMalfoy
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July 9, 2011 11:42pm UTC

for a very short period of
time, you were the
youngest person in the
world.
mind = blown.
omgthatssotrue.tumblr.com

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xashleyx01
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August 21, 2011 9:42pm UTC

"Who's that?"
"What are they doing?"
"What's happening?";
"Shut up and watch the movie".

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caughtinthe_chains
posted a quote
August 4, 2011 10:08pm UTC

apparently, Twilight is "so popular"
because teenagers can relate to it.
oh yeah, i remember that time
when i was a
vampire

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tishfayeobrienmwahh
posted a quote
September 24, 2011 7:47pm UTC

how did you get that scar?
well i was all like COME AT ME BRO..AND HE DID.
♥

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xoxsecretsxo
posted a quote
December 10, 2011 5:11pm UTC

procrastinators reunite!
....tomorrow

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ameliarosee
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December 10, 2011 5:14pm UTC

When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave the world wondering how the hell you did it.

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morgan_windess
posted a quote
December 10, 2011 5:18pm UTC

i wonder
if..
people in china walk into walmart and say "I made that!"

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Dream_Dare_Amaze
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December 10, 2011 5:26pm UTC

Holocost jokes arn't funny,
Anne Frankly, I won't stand for them.
(:

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jenjen1615
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December 10, 2011 5:28pm UTC

Teacher: Please turn to page 138 in your textbook
Random kid in the back : HOLYCRAP I JUST TURNED TO THAT PAGE IN ONE FLIP
fav if this has ever happened to you

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