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Hi! My name is Jessica A. I live in a small town in Maine. I love One Direction and Justin Bieber. My bestest friend's name is Laurel ( KIrby16 ), some of my other great friends are Rachel ( Rachelrichard16 ), Allie ( Horsegirl98 ), Kelly ( KayJay16 ) and Grace ( Gracie7 ). I am in 8th grade and i am 13. I blew the candels out on September 16, 1998. I have 2 Sisters and 2 brothers. ! of my brother just left for Boot Camp for the Army on April 17th. ): He isn't coming back for 8 or 9 months and it will be September. He is going to miss my birthday by about 10 days. ): I already miss him like HELL.

baby, you light up my world like nobody else♥

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Amadon
posted a quote
April 4, 2012 2:50pm UTC

Pick a number from 1-100.
Just keep it in your mind.
Don't scroll down if you haven't pick one.
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Done?
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Now, Add your selected
number to your age.
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Then multiply it by 2.
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Done multiplying?
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Ok, thanks.

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Amadon
posted a quote
March 26, 2012 5:12pm UTC

Dude are you ready to party!!!
Umm, Who is this?
Oh sorry wrong number
Bye
.... But i want to party.
nmf

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Amadon
posted a quote
March 18, 2012 1:39pm UTC

Girl: Am I ugly or pretty?
Boy: A little of both...
Girl: What do you mean both? huh?
Boy: You are pretty ugly.

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Amadon
posted a quote
March 18, 2012 1:19pm UTC

Because Only Ninjas can read this.Are you a ninja?

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Amadon
posted a quote
March 7, 2012 6:35pm UTC

(Phone Vibrates)
*runs across room* *jumps over couch* Fights off ninja* *grabs phone*
"dam, i thought you were someone else!!"

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Amadon
posted a quote
March 7, 2012 6:16pm UTC

One day, Chuck Norris Peed in a car's gas tank.
That car became Optimus Prime
♥
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Amadon
posted a quote
March 7, 2012 6:09pm UTC

WORLD DOMINATION!
I'm going to take over the world with evil gummy bears, ninja penguins,and robotic gnomes;)
Wanna join??

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Amadon
posted a quote
March 7, 2012 6:06pm UTC

Why do Banks attach pens to the counters? Do they honestly believe we go in there thinking...
"Yo! Give me all the mo.... Wait... quick grab all the pens! Grab the pens!"

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Amadon
posted a quote
March 7, 2012 6:02pm UTC

this is how my week goes:
mooooooooonday, tuuuuuuesday, weeeeeednsdday, thuuuuuursday, fridaysaterdaysunday
(♥)if this happens to you

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Amadon
posted a quote
March 6, 2012 5:55pm UTC

When your friend doesn't come to school;
5% "i hope shes okay!"
95% "THAT B I T C H! HOW DARE SHE LEAVE ME HERE ALONE!"
format by neversaynever16

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Amadon
posted a quote
March 3, 2012 11:35pm UTC

I dream of a better tomorrow;
where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.

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Amadon
posted a quote
March 3, 2012 11:32pm UTC

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