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tylerr
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December 29, 2011 12:24am UTC

#1 rule during arguments:
if you're losing, start correcting their grammar.

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ohhshanappp
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December 5, 2011 10:02pm UTC

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ohhshanappp
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December 21, 2011 8:32pm UTC

if you're mine, you're only mine.
i don't like sharing.

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braziliansoccerbabe11
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December 25, 2011 8:17am UTC

kiss me if i'm wrong,
b u t d i n o s a u r s s t i l l e x i s t , r i g h t ?

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confessions_of_a_cutter
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December 25, 2011 7:37pm UTC

My presence doesn't make an impact.
That means my absense won't make a difference.

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TheBrokenSmile
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December 25, 2011 6:11pm UTC

Mirror, Mirror,
on the wall. Does anyone even care at all? Or will I face this all alone? I look
around, I'm on my own. So I hold the blade to my wrist. A shameful thing, I
can't resist. I watch my reflection, crash and fall. The only one who knows, is
the mirror, mirror on the wall.

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confessions_of_a_cutter
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December 25, 2011 8:05pm UTC

The lines I wear around my wrist
are there to prove I still exist.

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xsophmarxo
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December 23, 2011 7:56pm UTC

I have this habit wherewhen ever I swing from a rope, I scream "TARZAAANN!"

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raachelx259
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December 23, 2011 10:39pm UTC

Back then I swore I was gonna marry him someday

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hgfannumber1
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December 23, 2011 10:27pm UTC

hunger games

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theunicorn
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December 23, 2011 4:59pm UTC

What If Condoms Had Sponsors?
Nike Condoms: Just do it.
Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.
Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.
Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.
Chevy Condoms: Like a Rock.
California Lotto Condoms: Who's next?
Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever.
Kentucky Fried Chicken Condoms: Finger-Licking Good.
Campbell's Soup Condoms: 'Mmm, 'mmm good.
M&M's Condoms: Melts in your mouth not in your hands
*saw it online (:

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