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  1. confessions_of_a_cutter confessions_of_a_cutter
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2011 6:32pm UTC
    Format by XxprettxX
    The quieter I am on the outside,
    The louder I am screaming on the inside.

  2. Daazz007 Daazz007
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2011 6:26am UTC
    Barking back at dogs just to show them who's BOSS


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. olivia* olivia*
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2011 7:05pm UTC
    GAY!! VIJAY IS GAYYY!!
    Dude no I'm not!
    You touched my fricking nuts, uh yeah!!
    I DIDN'T!!
    *Another person*
    HOLY CRAP YOU TOUCHED JIMMY'S BALLS!?
    I wanted his keys!!
    I love my bus
    nmf

  5. confessions_of_a_cutter confessions_of_a_cutter
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 6:14pm UTC
    The trick is to keep breathing.

  6. confessions_of_a_cutter confessions_of_a_cutter
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 6:33pm UTC
    If I can't even love myself,
    how do I expect anyone else to?

  7. theunicorn theunicorn
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 10:12am UTC
    Yes I'm a teenager.
    No I'm not pregnant, high, or about to steal your stuff.

  8. AlliieGiirl AlliieGiirl
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 11:03pm UTC
    Pick up line #13
    It's my duty to please that booty.

  9. Phoeberuns Phoeberuns
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 7:31am UTC
    do i end this now,
    for the world to see?
    do i take everybody else down,
    down with me?

  10. ColorMyWorld401 ColorMyWorld401
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2011 9:15pm UTC
    I'm moody like squidward.
    Sometimes selfish like Mr.Crabs.
    A bit dumb like Patrick.
    But I'll be there for you like Sponge Bob.
    *•♥•♥•♥•♥•♥•♥•*
    (follow me, I follow back)

  11. karina926439 karina926439
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2011 8:21pm UTC
    A 24 year old boy seeing out from the train's window shouted:
    "Dad, look the trees are
    going behind!"
    Dad smiled and a young couple sitting nearby, looked at the 24 year old's childish behavior with pity, suddenly he again exclaimed:
    "Dad, look the clouds are running with us!"
    The couple couldn't resist and said to the old man:
    "Why don't you take your son to a good doctor?"
    The old man smiled and said:
    "I did and we are just coming from the hospital, my son was blind from birth, he just got his eyes today."
    Think before you speak.(:

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