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artist4liiife

1. artist4liiife
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   September 7, 2010 8:35pm UTC
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2. artist4liiife
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   September 7, 2010 7:57pm UTC
   So today I found out that there's only been
   2 fires in the history of my school...
   I started one of them.
   Way to make a great first impression...
   FML.
   
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3. artist4liiife
   posted a quote
   September 7, 2010 7:15pm UTC
   *********
   Sunday night: 'perfect skin for the first day of school tomorrow!'<3
   Monday morning: 'WHERE THE HELL DID THESE COME FROM?!'
   *********
   
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4. artist4liiife
   posted a quote
   September 7, 2010 7:03pm UTC
   Him: You can't have your cake and eat it too...
   Her: What's the point in having cake if you cant eat it?! Sitting there and staring at it all day?!
   
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5. artist4liiife
   posted a quote
   September 6, 2010 8:24pm UTC
   Maybe You And Me Got Lost Somewhere?
   We cant move on, we cant stay here
   Maybe We've Just Had Enough?
   Well, maybe we ain't meant for this love...
   ~/\/\♥/\/\~
   .
   
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6. artist4liiife
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   September 6, 2010 7:56pm UTC
   Spencer: Whats going on here?!
   Carly:
   SAM
   GOT
   THE
   PIE.
   
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7. artist4liiife
   posted a quote
   September 5, 2010 10:25pm UTC
   His eyes are blue
   His hair is gold
   His voice is green
   His gaze is shimmering
   His laugh haunts my dreams
   His arms are warm around my waist
   His hands lock behind my back
   His mind is dark
   His heart is hurt
   His breath is too low..
   His eyes are blue.
   
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8. artist4liiife
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   September 5, 2010 9:37pm UTC
   That one Kid
   that everyone knows is gay, no matter how many girlfriends he's had.
   
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9. artist4liiife
   posted a quote
   September 5, 2010 5:41pm UTC
   Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?
   SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
   Who died in the oil spill caused by bp?
   SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
   
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10. artist4liiife
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2010 1:24pm UTC
    I'm one of those people who notices all the little ***imperfections about others.***
    Most people would think its a bad thing
    But in reality, the imperfections
    are what make people so
    beautiful
    
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11. artist4liiife
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    August 19, 2010 1:16pm UTC
    1. The ring
    2. The grudge
    3. The exorcist
    4. Amityville horror
    5. The last exorcism
    top 5 reasons I'm scared of little children
    
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12. artist4liiife
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    August 18, 2010 11:14pm UTC
    Oh cool! its bendable...
    *SNAP*
    Nevermind.
    
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13. artist4liiife
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2010 8:29pm UTC
    LSHMNHFOAIDMB
    Laughing.So.Hard.My.Nascar.Hat.Falls.Off.And.I.Drop.My.Beer
    
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14. artist4liiife
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2010 5:50pm UTC
    Okay, I've been back from the beach for over 24 hours..
    And I'm still trying to get
    sand
    out of my damn ear.
    
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15. artist4liiife
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2010 5:00pm UTC
    I got the * * *magic*** in me...
    click the <3 if you sang it in your head
    
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16. artist4liiife
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    August 18, 2010 4:42pm UTC
    Mom: What do you want on your pizza?
    Me: I wanted chicken...
    Mom: you eat too much chicken.
    maybe that's why your legs are so skinny.
    Me: *makes hair tie finger gun,
    and flicks mom in the back of the head*
    Mom: *screams* I AM NOT LOL-ING.
    who else thinks that moms should NOT try to act like teenagers? click the <3 if you agree.
    
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17. artist4liiife
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2010 5:00am UTC
    Capitalization;...
    The difference between
    "I had to help my Uncle Jack off a horse."
    &
    "I had to help my uncle jack off a horse."
    
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18. artist4liiife
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2010 4:48am UTC
    Thank you,
    Katherine Obvious.
    
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19. artist4liiife
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    August 18, 2010 4:35am UTC
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20. artist4liiife
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    August 18, 2010 4:28am UTC
    Pardon me, Sir gangster. But I believe your trousers are descending.
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