Mom: What do you want
on your pizza?
Me:
I wanted
chicken...
Mom:
you eat too much chicken.
maybe that's why your legs are so skinny.
Me: *makes hair
tie finger gun,
and flicks mom in the back of the head*
Mom:
*screams* I AM NOT
LOL-ING.
who else thinks that moms should
NOT try to act like teenagers? click the <3 if you
agree.
