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  1. xodanceintherainxo xodanceintherainxo
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2010 7:16pm UTC
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  2. girlwith2manysecrets girlwith2manysecrets
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2010 12:00pm UTC
    The first million that comment on this quote
    I will Fave 20 of your quotes ,Follow you ,leave a comment on your profile
    For the first 20 people that request a layout
    Will have one made within a week
    For the first million that fave this quote
    I will follow you , leave a comment on your profile & fave 20 of you quotes

  3. Lover17 Lover17
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2010 11:12am UTC
    "The fork ran [away] with the spoon."
    ........*Nine months later*, The Spork was /created\+====+\\\

  4. EmilyCright EmilyCright
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2010 10:11pm UTC
    The Other Day I Told My
    8 year old sister
    that if you type in google, on google
    everyone will die.
    two days later,
    she was having a bad day.i walk into the
    room and see google pulled up on the screen
    she slowly typed in the word google and before
    i could say anything she said
    "I'll Do It. I Swear, I Will Enter It."


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  6. christieinthehouse christieinthehouse
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2010 7:09pm UTC
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  7. LoveinaTrap22 LoveinaTrap22
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2010 7:19pm UTC
    When I saw Toy Story 3, in the movie when Andy gave Woody to Bonnie, some 30 year old stood up and yelled "Don't do it, Andy!"

  8. harpersxxislandxx harpersxxislandxx
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2010 10:36am UTC
    my life is average #2 :D
    Today, while in the bathroom, I noticed a sign posted to the stall door. On it it said, "No flushing trash. No flushing tampons. No flushing small children". Have they had this problem before? MLIA

  9. imaxzombiexrawr imaxzombiexrawr
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2010 11:28am UTC
    "I p iss bigger s hits than you!"
    "Wait...What?"

  10. wewilljoku wewilljoku
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2010 4:54pm UTC
    We met in kindergarten. We were best friends.
    She always told me she loved my eyes. I didn't quite know why.
    I was in love with her, so of course my face lit up immensely whenever she said it.
    She was beautiful, kind, and extremely funny.
    We'd be talking about nothing, and she'd turn to me and whisper,
    "I like your eyes."
    One day, I was playing basketball,
    waiting for her to drive over to my house to have a game with me.
    Suddenly, I got a phone call.
    It was her mom. She was in a panic.
    I couldn't quite understand what she was saying. It sounded like,
    "Aaron, come quick! Kelsey, accident, Main Street! Blood. Come now!"
    I had no clue what happened,
    so I ran to Main Street with my basketball shorts and a tee shirt on.
    I saw Kelsey's mom helplessly crying, waiting for the ambulance to arrive.
    I saw a totaled car, blood everywhere.
    Then I saw her, Kelsey.
    My heart stopped as I frantically ran over to her.
    "Kelsey? Kelsey!" She was unconscious. I started crying.
    I know it isn't very manly, but I couldn't help it.
    Before I could say anymore, the medics took her away,
    the main source of blood coming from her head.
    I went to the hospital that night,
    I went every night.
    in fact, the only time I left was to go out to eat, but that's it.
    The doctors tried getting me to leave, but I refused.
    It was all my fault.
    If it wasn't for me, wanting to play basketball with her,
    she wouldn't be going through this.
    It was already four days, and she hasn't woken up.
    On the fifth day, I saw her eyes gently open.
    "Kelsey?" I called.
    She wasn't quite awake yet.
    Suddenly, doctors came rushing in, telling me I had to wait outside.
    I did, for a few hours.
    One of the doctors finally came out saying,
    "I understand that you're Kelsey's friend, Aaron?"
    "Yes," I whispered.
    He bit his lip.
    "She woke up, she's fine,
    but I'm afraid she has long term memory loss."
    "Are you serious?" I almost shouted.
    "I'm afraid so."
    I didn't meet his gaze. I couldn't.
    I wasn't going to say anything, so he spoke again.
    "You can go see her if you want,
    but she doesn't remember anything, not even her mom."
    I walked in, trembling in horror.
    I saw her. She looked helpless as she slept.
    I waited a few hours, until I saw her eyes opening gently again.
    I expected doctors to run in, rushing me out.
    Instead, she looked me straight in the eyes, and whispered,
    "I don't know you, but I like your eyes."

  11. justlaugh002 justlaugh002
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2010 11:53am UTC
    If you were wondering if...
    Boys sleep in the same bed at a
    sleepover,
    I have personally witnessed it myself


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  13. Doll_Face Doll_Face
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2010 7:56pm UTC
    See a penny
    Pick it up
    And all Day long,
    You'll Have A
    PENNY

  14. fresh_to_death fresh_to_death
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2010 9:16am UTC
    tell her how you admire her.
    always tell her you love her at all times.
    ♥ when shes upset hold her tight.
    pick her over all the other girls
    you hang out with.
    play wither her hair.
    pick her up, tickle her and wrestle with her.
    just talk to her.
    tell her jokes.
    bring her flowers just because.
    hold her hand and run.
    just hold her hand ♥.
    throw pebbles at her window at night.
    ♥ let her fall asleep in your arms ♥.
    sing to her no matter how awful you sound.
    get her mad at you. then kiss her.
    ♥ give her piggy back rides.
    push her on swings.
    tell her ♥ she looks beautiful.
    when she's sad, stay on the phone with her,
    even if she's not saying anything.
    look into her eyes and smile.
    kiss her on her forehead.
    slow dance with her when there's no music.
    kiss her in the rain.
    and when you fall in love wih her...
    ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ tell her. ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥

  15. xoxoBebexoxox xoxoBebexoxox
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2010 10:25pm UTC


    Last night I looked up into
    THE STARS
    And matched each with a reason why
    I LOVE YOU.
    I was doing great until ★
    I RAN OUT OF STARS♥


    Quote not mine


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  17. Summer2010IsHere Summer2010IsHere
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2010 11:14pm UTC
    I'm a master at using chopsticks.
    If stabbing the food with one counts. ;)
    format: _YouHadMeAtHello

  18. dreamerchick7 dreamerchick7
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2010 11:05pm UTC
    legit.

  19. itsvianna itsvianna
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2010 10:46pm UTC
    We all hate that student
    Who reminds the teacher
    Of giving out homework .

  20. xshannonx98 xshannonx98
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2010 4:49pm UTC
    Now he's wrapped around her finger
    she's the center of his whole world
    and his heart belongs to that sweet little
    beautiful, wonderful, perfect
    all-american girl
    not mi layoutt <3

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