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  1. sydneyjrw sydneyjrw
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2012 1:28pm UTC
    You realize your childhood is
    over when you fall asleep on the
    couch
    and wake UP ON THE COUCH.
    format by sandrasaurus

  2. StayStrongILoveYou StayStrongILoveYou
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2012 10:46am UTC
    Shout Out
    to all the MOMS
    who made the world a better place
    by giving birth to HOT kids
    Love You Mom

  3. amberlylovesdinosaurs amberlylovesdinosaurs
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2012 11:02pm UTC
    Scary movies and cuddeling with my boyfriend.
    Oh wait... I don't have a boyfriend....
    where's my dog.

  4. HOA47smile HOA47smile
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2012 4:14pm UTC
    Dear Witty Girls,
    My name is Kendall. I am a witty boy. I am not like other boys in some ways, but in other ways I totally am. I am into almost every single sport. But I am sesitive. I want a girl who I can protect and comfort. I want to be the one keeping them safe. If you want to chat, I am always avalible. Just comment on my profile! <3

  5. marleesue marleesue
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2012 3:58pm UTC
    The Awkward Moment when:
    The guy who discovered milk, has to explain what he was doing to the cow...

  6. Unicornsarepurple Unicornsarepurple
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2012 3:59pm UTC
    Me: Mom I have never sworn in my life.
    Mom: Yeah and I'm a virgin.
    Me: Touche
    (;
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  7. PrettyXPrincess PrettyXPrincess
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2012 3:56pm UTC
    ♪ One step at a time ♫
    Now thats real music =)

  8. rachel6931 rachel6931
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2012 3:56pm UTC
    forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    I was about to fall for you
    again, but then I remembered that I dont mean anything to you anymore .

  9. laydown_dieslow laydown_dieslow
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2012 7:04pm UTC
    bf: "we have nothing in common!"
    me: *whispers* "do you like chocolate?"
    friend: "chocolate, bringing couples closer together"

  10. GigglesWuffsChew GigglesWuffsChew
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2012 7:33pm UTC
    -----------♥-----------
    I like my best guy friend.
    He knows.
    He like's me too.
    5 faves and I'll do something daring.
    {Comment what you think I should do}
    -----------♥-----------

  11. MsPickles MsPickles
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2012 7:53pm UTC
    Who else misses:
    Thats so Raven
    Lizzie Mcguire
    Even Stevens
    Phil of the future
    Drake and Josh
    All That
    The Amanda Show
    Fav if you agree
    Comment if I missed any shows
    Old T.V shows were the best!

  12. meganlynn0013 meganlynn0013
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2012 7:34pm UTC
    most girls want a tumblr boy
    or a nicolas sparks romance
    a kiss in the rain
    a slow dance in the moon light
    every girl wants something like that
    but i only want you.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  14. tumbletime77 tumbletime77
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2012 7:29pm UTC
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  15. ssSoXFN13 ssSoXFN13
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2012 7:39pm UTC
    Following the tallest person in the hallway,
    because they're the best at navigating through traffic.

  16. ..addie..* ..addie..*
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2012 7:22pm UTC
    When Your Parents Say....
    "We Need To talk."
    You think oh Crap, they read my texts..

  17. KissMyLips KissMyLips
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2012 8:19pm UTC
    I text him,
    Never really expecting an answer
    But when he actually texted back my heart soared.

    Format by Sandrasaurus

  18. QuQu101 QuQu101
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2012 5:26pm UTC
    "Shocker"
    Fave if you read that in a sarcastic voice

  19. eskimokisses eskimokisses
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2012 5:09pm UTC
    when your in a restaurant...
    the one table next to yours looks like they are having a tea party.
    while your table is screaming, and laughing really loud.

  20. xxxHaleyLynn xxxHaleyLynn
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2012 5:44pm UTC
    There's a difference between 'forever alone' and 'single'..
    p l e a s e g e t i t r i g h t . (:

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