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Unicornsarepurple

1. Unicornsarepurple
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   August 10, 2012 2:56pm UTC
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2. Unicornsarepurple
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   March 25, 2012 9:00pm UTC
   My boyfriend's name is sleep, and i get some everynight.(;
   
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3. Unicornsarepurple
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   March 13, 2012 9:06pm UTC
   I am like the first piece of bread
   all the guys skip over me
   
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4. Unicornsarepurple
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   March 10, 2012 3:59pm UTC
   Me: Mom I have never sworn in my life.
   Mom: Yeah and I'm a virgin.
   Me: Touche
   (;
   Format by Sandrasaurus
   
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5. Unicornsarepurple
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   March 8, 2012 6:44pm UTC
   Sometimes I wish i could legit move far far away. I can see Im unwanted here.
   
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6. Unicornsarepurple
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   March 8, 2012 6:38pm UTC
   Highlight below if you want your day made(:
   Your Beautiful<3
   
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7. Unicornsarepurple
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   February 29, 2012 7:23pm UTC
   l (o) (o) l - spongebob
   / (o) (o) \ - patrick
   ( (o) (o) ) - squidward
   l (o) l l (o) l - mr krabs
   (:
   
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8. Unicornsarepurple
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   February 28, 2012 7:43pm UTC
   Three words. Eight letters. Say it & I'm yours.
   I GOT FOOD
   
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9. Unicornsarepurple
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   February 22, 2012 8:03pm UTC
   BRB= I dont want to talk to you.
   LOL= I have nothing else to say
   COOL= I dont care.
   
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10. Unicornsarepurple
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    February 22, 2012 7:43pm UTC
    Instead of using "LOL",
    use "LSIMHBIWFEFMTALOL"
    laughing silently in my head because it wasn't funny enough for me to actually laugh out loud. :)
    -teenager posts
    
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11. Unicornsarepurple
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    February 20, 2012 5:09pm UTC
    The best feeling ever when he calls you cute<3
    
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12. Unicornsarepurple
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    February 20, 2012 12:57pm UTC
    You walk around like your better than everyone around you.
    But in reality everyone around you is better.
    
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